Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Personal Female Hygiene for Vampire Girls

Classes on personal female hygiene.
VAMPIRE CLAWS

With Vampires all the talk is on Fangs where as so little is talked about the useful vampire tools of 20 sharp and great looking claws.

Claws are weapons and tools and not just something to polish, paint red and scratch hard to reach parts of your body with.

I have often explained how useful they are for opening easy open packs of cookies along with the need to keep them clean and sharp using a block of wood at bed time.

It can be very restful to lie on ones back ripping apart a block of wood as one strengthens ones fingers and toes.

I do so wish my Aunt would not call it girls playing with themselves in bed to make ones fingers stronger as I am sure people will misunderstand such wording… sighing so silly to misunderstand the comment as heck that sort of behaviour is what we have maids for.

But the reason they pop out in times of need is rarely spoken about outside classes on personal vampire hygiene.

I can only talk of the living vampire here but the simple reason they work so well is that you do not need to think about un-sheathing them, it kinda just happens.

Now I suspect it works something like ones bladder Er? Ok not quite as your bladder but in the way muscles are always on so relaxing muscles will instantly give you the ability to make water or in the case of a vampire show off your wall climbing tools.

Now a word of warning it is not a good idea to stand behind any vampire and shout “BOO” as unlike a human being surprised may produce a puddle of water with a vampire it is more likely they will remove the heads of anyone within 20feet as a shock response, or just anger of having ruined yet another pair of shoes by the extending of foot claws by accident.

next here is my latest book

Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.

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Friday, March 22, 2019

Calling All Vampires and other Undead to Stop Brexit if you like Foreign Food

Calling All Vampires and other Undead to Revoke Article 50 if you like Foreign Food

Sign here if you are a UK Vampire or other Undead that wants to stay in the EU

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Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU.

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The government repeatedly claims exiting the EU is 'the will of the people'. We need to put a stop to this claim by proving the strength of public support now, for remaining in the EU. A People's Vote may not happen - so vote now.

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.

www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm

Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=141809115

Monday, October 16, 2017

Twitter Blocks picture of murder victim and bans murderer

Twitter bites back: Mosquito killer banned for posting bloody death pic

Published time: 31 Aug, 2017 09:55Edited time: 1 Sep, 2017 11:24

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Twitter bites back: Mosquito killer banned for posting bloody death pic

A man was banned from Twitter for posting the bloody corpse of one of his victims… a mosquito.

Twitter permanently deactivated the Japanese man’s Twitter account after he tweeted about a mosquito he killed, complete with a photo of the dead insect.

The man wrote from his Nemuismywife account: "Where do you get off biting me all over while I'm just trying to relax and watch TV? Die! (Actually you're already dead)."

Before long, the man received a notification from Twitter to say his account had been frozen and couldn’t be activated.

“Your account has been frozen because it was used to send messages containing threats,” the notification read, SoraNews24 reports. “Tweets containing threats are not allowed under our terms of service. This account cannot be reactivated.”

The man then set up another account, DaydreamMatcha, to vent his frustration at the decision.

蚊を殺害したら前のアカウントが永久凍結されました、これは違反行為でしょうか？
Twitterは徳川綱吉ですか？ pic.twitter.com/bNh4pI8pTb
— Sice (@DaydreamMatcha) August 26, 2017

"My previous account was permanently frozen after I said I killed a mosquito. Is this a violation?" he tweeted at Twitter Japan.

The tweet received over 33,000 retweets, but, unfortunately, his original account hasn’t been reactivated.

The decision to ban someone for tweeting about killing a mosquito was met with ridicule and outrage on the micro-blogging platform.

Twitter announced it had developed algorithms to detect abusive behavior in March, Wired reported. Nemuismywife’s ban may have been implemented by an algorithm set to flag certain words, such as “die.”

Twitter says that it suspends accounts that violate its rules, citing abusive tweets or behavior as an example.

“When content crosses the line into gratuitous images of death, Twitter may ask that you remove the content out of respect for the deceased,” it said. Abusive behavior, including violent threats and promoting violence can also get you suspended.