Walking Bags of Blood
by Amy Mah Vampire
I so like the idea that many vampires or should I say self
proclaimed vampires call a person outside the Vampire Community a Mundane
Going from Vampires to Hogwarts sure is mixing things
up.
But yes Vampires in the vampire community call non
vampires Mundane
And then I get mentioned on the internet that I am
insulting the food.
I get comments like
this from Vampires:..
“You’re everywhere and you’re not at
all nice”
Er ? … Yes and
what bit of the Vampire Myth did I miss apart from perhaps Twilight that
Vampires had to be nice?
Think about it Fangs, servants with strange eating
habits and perhaps a castle to keep a coffin in ….but nice?
‘Amy Mah’ is quoted as saying “ Yes I am everywhere…’Walking
packed Lunch’ was me being nice as I normally say ‘Walking Bags of Blood”
Yep I also say “Walking Snack Packs”
Then is the complaint that: At issue is that she is spreading a stereotype of a dumb vampire
woman.
I is? Is I?
And this is from someone
saying I upset the food, confirming that vampires today keep pets for food but
it is not PC to call them food.
Heck is it such a good idea
to tell the world that you do really drink peoples blood
The idea that valued donors of the
community are reasonably objectified as food, is likely to get many gnashing
their teeth.
So Deacon Grey is happy to
bite and drink the blood of the so called willing donors but objects to me
saying that makes them sound like food.
The food is willing food so
that is ok? Errrr? Wow that is so not a can of worms to open here or should I
say that sort of blood vessel is best
left unbitten.
Deacon Grey then complains
about the advice I give to non humans?
Yes NON HUMANS reading what I
say may get confused?
Wow I am sorry to hear that,
personally I have never had a non human or walking corpse ever tell me they
were confused over the vampire rules that due to slow aging vampire girls are
not allowed to have a boyfriend until they are over 30
This is what Deacon complains
about
While at it she offers some amazing
advice for young girl vampires like “Unlike Human Girls this is Doing all of
the above when on heat, as this only happens every 20 years or so and starts
with biting of furniture giving your parents time to lock you in your room.
Is Deacon saying he does not think a
vampire girl would start biting the furniture when she discovers not only she
can not have a boyfriend until she is over 30 but sex once every 20 years and
becomes pregnant each and every time she does.
And from this he comments
“and vampires are just wonton sluts who will jump the bones of
any “boy” that will give them a little blood.”
So silly it is the undead walking
corpse type of vampire that is the walking slut and for some reason human guys
forget it mixing with these undead can be called necrophilia and perhaps if
they got a good job and took a bath more often they may find a girl with a
heartbeat.
I will post below the full text
unlike the way Deacon Grey pick and mixed things from unrelated blogs and
postings in Facebook
Now to see what I say which is so
dangerous to vampires (which sounds funny as I type it)
You can always read my books … Which is
something Deacon clearly has not done …lol
Now After Getting complains from the Luciferians ......... and yes it is true I do get complaints from worshipers of Lucifer
I await with baited breath over what the Demon worshipers will complain when they hear I have also done a Demon book
http://www.amymahvampire.com
Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at:
Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at:
www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon Amy has written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night.
Body Swap
Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
A Bubble Gum Vampires Speak
” But should we bother
listening?”
In 2009 voices from the east proclaimed the possession of donors
and restrictions on their participation with in their segment of the VC. A few
thousand facebook posts, bitter words, and open threats later, the dead horse
had been turned into glue, and the left over hide used for alter pieces to the
damned.
By 2011 the subject was in full swing again, news organizations
lambasted the damn gall of those who again went on their anti-donor rights
rampage, but the donors were not long in the shadows of that fight. From that
debate we saw groups emerge, great documents presented, the time tested Donors
Bill of Rights, by Zaar, and the Donor and Vampires guide to negotiations that
I wrote. Still…this particular horse is pale, and even though the rider is
death, the subject comes alive once more.
The bubble gum vampire wasn’t put off by the admonitions of
people within the group in which she posted her article either. To one
who stated “You’re everywhere and you’re not at all nice”
Bubble Gum vampire ‘Amy Mah’ is quoted as saying “ Yes I am
everywhere…’Walking packed Lunch’ was me being nice as I normally say
‘walking Bags of Blood”
Of course this is coming from a fictional character of a girl
that must be in her mid teens, whose articles focus on things such as “Base:
When dating it is handy to know the code words of what you are doing with each
other…believe it or not others have done it before, they even numbered it!”
Where she goes on to explain what getting from first base to
fifth base ,means (I Know…I know.. Babe Ruth just died again), and ponders
about the mystery of why boys like boobs. While at it she offers some amazing
advice for young girl vampires like “Unlike Human Girls this is Doing all of
the above when on heat, as this only happens every 20 years or so and starts
with biting of furnature giving your perants time to lock you in yuour room.
it is also called getting pregnant and discovering that you have
not just raised your tail and instantly got pregnant! as I said you are on heat
But, due to a bonding contract signed years ago by your parents, you now have a
lifetime mate!”
Suffice it to say, this is hardly the depth of knowledge, or the
intellectual debates we saw before, but it is a long way from being really
dangerous. Regardless of the intention, either tongue in cheek, a game of
meta-fiction, or the playful intentions of a graphic novel writer, there are
some misconceptions that sneak passed, and some that will fire people up. The
idea that valued donors of the community are reasonably objectified as food, is
likely to get many gnashing their teeth.
“It’s not that she is just some kid flapping her lips that’s a
problem. At issue is that she is spreading a stereotype of a the dumb vampire
woman. This kid is so busy trying to feel smart, sexy and powerful, that she
misses the point. Your power is diminished when you act like a bubble headed
ding bat. Using what you think are clever words to gain attention don’t just
make her look dimwitted, but spread that stereotype that all goths and vampires
are just wonton sluts who will jump the bones of any “boy” that will give them
a little blood.”
Clearly there are some heated opinions about this subject. One
of the issues though is that what was said, was said in a mundane vampire
fandom site. If left there, I doubt it would have mattered, but as they things
do, the conversation slips into other forums, and it doesn’t take long for
people to get riled up. Over time I have heard both sides use some pretty
strong language when dealing with it, but is that really the answer?
Is it really for the best overall to allow these confused
individuals to provoke such an angry response that we lose our own cool? Often
they are doing it just to get us to become upset. When celebrity is the
goal, attention either negative or positive is the means of achieving it. In
this case the community’s outrage is being used as stepping stone.
My suggestion is this. Take what was said to provoke an
intelligent intellectual discussion with everyone except the person who made
the crappy comment. Don’t allow them to become the center of their own shit
storm, instead objectify them as the provocateurs they are, and turn it into a
reasonable discussion.
In the end there will always be people who say stupid
things to get a rise from you. There will always be bullies, brutes and bubble
headed ding bats, but they can only affect you as much as you allow them too.
After all, do you really want to be in a word battle with someone who says
things like
“FIRST BASE
OK, this is the one we normally call making out, and unless you
are on heat it stops at kissing, hugging and generally grabbing at each other.
At this stage you can bite a boy but he is not allowed to bite you back.”
In the end, even if you win the debate, you have only won
against a fictional character, or a writer who uses that character to slip out
of accountability for her own words.
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