Finding a Mate

OK if you just want to have fun lifting your tail then go for anyone you fancy but:

If you want to settle down with a mate if is always best to go for a male that is older than you:

1.  50 - 100 years is a nice age gap.

2.  A older male will own his own Crypt   

3.  Young Males go for speed while older ones try to please you as they have already discovered how sharp a females fangs can be if she is left unsatisfied.


4.   Young males think it is amusing to get drunk and drop their pants to passing werewolves, urination in public, picking their nose while eating and finding it funny to fart loudly in public.  

Huh ! I already get that sort of behaviour every Saturday night when out with my girlfriends!


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