Being a female vampire with needs……………

Being a female vampire with needs……………

It is easy being a male vampire, he can go out at night with his fancy cloak red lining and take the pick of the local human girls.

Being a girl is hard work!   How many times has a teenage vampire girl been told not to take a human boy upstairs as she has been band from taking food to her bedroom, ever since the incident with the curry.

Female vampire suffer from sexist rules throughout life………..

It starts with ……….. Nice vampire girls do not pick their noses and if you do it will get stuck………….

Then it is the:

Amy ! sit correctly, you are wearing a dress ………….. feet on the floor and your knees together girl………. You are trying to catch a husband,  Not Flies !

I am a grown up full blood vampire, I can rip the head off a human and use the neck as a straw……….. yet I still worry about some guy seeing my panties if I forget to keep my knees together when sitting down!