The difference between Male and Female Vampires …………….

The difference between Male and Female Vampires …………….

I have been asked what is the difference between Male and Female Vampires …………………………….

Well that is easy to answer:

Male Vampires are the ones that can pee standing up without getting their shoes wet              ……………

Er ……………. Well……………… ok so its more like some male vampires can pee standing up without getting their shoes wet.

Look it just like human males and females, if you are not sure about the differences just ask your Mom ok.    

Now the difference between alpha male and female vampires is as follows:

Alpha Males get involved in the running of the place, but when I say the running of the place, I mean all the important stuff like the external businesses, controlling the pets (not just the sex sort) that work for us, the political stance of the nest when dealing with outer Nests.  

Alpha Females run the unimportant stuff to do with the Nest like everything that is not to do with politics and business, not that we do the work as the maids do that, but we have life of death control of them meaning we control the Nest they look to us for instruction, they would have originally been very close to Male vampires (ex-sex pets) but soon learn to take orders from the Females knowing that a Male could kill you is fine but as my Aunt says upset a Female in power she can make you wish you were dead.