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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Girls should tell guys that Size does matter


Girls should tell guys that Size does matter

We vampire girls are similar to human girls in that when looking for a life time mate we go for the standard normal things that girl would want:

1….. Rich

2……Hung like a horse

3……Good Teeth


Wealth? ………. Well we are long lived and once married we will never work again yet we still expect to be covered in gold and gems……………so he needs to be rich or we will have to kill him and move on.

As to size …………….. lol …………. We almost wet ourselves when we hear human girls lie to human guys when they tell them size does not matter!!!!

Of course size matters! ………….. if he is not well endowered then your girlfriends will laugh at you …..and your parents will worry that you are turning into a lesbian!

Yes a male vampire with small fangs is a pitiable sight and normally gets killed for having girly teeth!  Imagine having children by a male with fangs not at least 50% larger than yours ………….. yuk ………. People will think you are perverted! Or something is wrong with you that you could not catch a real male………. Besides that your family will disown you!.................

……………Er …………

………..When I was talking about males and size you thought I was talking about his boy dangly bits didn’t you?  ………..you have such dirty minds and besides I already said he had to be hung like a horse didn’t I?




2 comments:

  1. Well, of course size matters. Good grief Gerty.

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  2. VAMPIRES ARE DOMINANTE AND THAT JUST HOW IT WILL ALWAYS BE!!!!!

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