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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Male vampires wanting to have sex with a sandwich!

The problem with humans is that they all look alike …I’m sorry but they do, now I am lucky in that I have lived with humans so can spot the little differences …..er like skin colour …………. And number of legs …..er…………. perhaps that is with werewolves …………. Anyway there are differences.

It is so easy with us Vampires as like werewolves we can smell all we need to know in seconds from 100 feet down wind.

Male of Female ………....who the Female belongs to and if the Female is near to coming on heat…………… if a Male is fertile and if he already has the scent of a mate on him     ………  …what nest they belong to……… ………….How strong they are ………. .

All just normal stuff which I just can not understand how humans can survive without. 

A Male knows that if he has the scent of another Female on him ……..which of course he has every right to have ……….. He is in his full rights to have sex with as many Females that with let him……………………

it is just that if he has the scent of another Female on him when he comes to you in the night……… which of course as he again has every right to do ………

well when of even if he wakes up in the morning he may discover his breeding days are permanently over due to the fact that all the sex made you very hungry in the night and bite something off as a snack………….. Just by accident you understand ……………… and well every Male Vampire knows that it is never a good idea to turn over and go to sleep leaving a Female still hungry ……………………


I sometimes think this is the only reason why Male vampires want to sleep with human girls…………….. …. Well I think it is just perverted for a Male vampire to want to have sex with his lunch!   ………it is just so yuk ………… it is like a human wanting to have sex with a sandwich!    



2 comments:

  1. Knives work very well also and then put it in a blender. No more worries.

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  2. As a male, that sounds very, very painful. I might offer a solution to any male vampires you know. Lay with a female vampire, but do so only when you have a snack for her. Bring a human along for the time of the rest of their life. Have the male vampire enjoy the female vampire and then after the time of rest is in sight, have her feed on the human. The male is satisfied, the female is dually satisfied, and the snack is had.

    Virgil Allen Moore
    http://demonvampire.com/

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