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Monday, September 26, 2011

Playing with a Guys Weapon

OK let’s go for a bit of home land security as you never know when civilisation will end.


This is what you should be stocking:

 Urban Survival Preparations SHTF

Now what you should be worried about is not someone making this video but someone like me thinking it is normal !............... heck I could even make a list of extras:

1.      Chocolate
2.    wholesale lifetime supply of toilet paper
3.    Chocolate
4.    wholesale supply of sanitary products no like the toilet paper a guy would not think of this …………… and boy will you guys suffer if this is not on a survival list!
5.    Chocolate
6.    wholesale supply of Condoms …………… Look it may be the end of civilization but I am not going to help repopulate the world …………. How can I put this is a way a guy would understand …if you forget this off the list then I hope you have put a dirty mag and a box of tissues on the list as no condoms = no sex.
7.    Chocolate


The weapon list could be expanded a bit ………………… some nice blades … 

 And anyone knowing how to get one of these please let me know:


Wolverine Survival Tool – Prototype

8.    Some hand grenades and flares
9.    Chocolate
10.                       Forget lots of swords as it you are a girl you only want one sort and that is a samurai sword the same that are used in vampire films.

It is very light and sharp any guy trying to take it off you will lose several fingers in the attempt.

With only a little practise you can easily kill the guy that had forgot the toilet paper off the list.


Forget the films that show it strapped to the back and being drawn fast by people like Blade……………. Hah ………it cant work like that as it is too long and you would have to be a double jointed Orangatang to pull it out of its wooded sheath. Look forget the films you can carry it on your back but you can not draw it without taking it off the back …………look trust me on this I am a vampire!

Look I have tried it, you hold sheath in one hand and pull on the handle and it will slide out a little oily but mega sharp, and is the sort of thing every girl should have in her Boudoir ……………. What do you mean its just me?



Musashi 1060 Carbon Steel Katana Cutting


And with the right sword you will not even have to fear wearwolves



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