Please Move The Deer Crossing

I worry I really do just how can I write fantasy novels when this is the norm I am going to be selling to!

To day I discovered that a sex site is following my tweets ! like why?

And as to Facebook the strange stuff I get .....Like yesterday some guy I don't know asks to be my friend then explains in graphic details what he would like to do he we could meet up ........and as to the details I expect he must be a medical student........ I mean it is not sexy if I have to start to look words up in a medical dictionary ..........

What happened? well nothing as I just ignored him so then he asks ........

.....are you a girl?

...Er now he asks ........... like should he not have asked that before the Gynaecological one way conversation?

I take a look about and think yes the whole world is a little crazy and me writing about living my life as a teenage vampire must be the sanest person about

That reminds me Buy my book !