Sunday, January 27, 2013

Lifes A Bitch


International, December 20, 2012 – The event has begun. To date a certain book has combined people’s sexual deviation with a popular story, and as a result become a best seller. Now Lifes A Bitch bursts onto the scene. This is a book that takes things a step further.

The novel takes you on an adventure that shows greed in its most abhorrent form, plus an insatiable lust for sex, power, and much greater wealth, no matter what the cost! Sexual favours appear to become an acceptable way of achieving certain goals in difficult circumstances. When murder becomes part of the game plan though, unexpected allegiances occur as a necessary means to an end. At times this story will beggar belief!

 Our story is set a few years ago and initially revolves around a hardworking, seemingly happy married couple. Are Roger and Jenny both happy in their present situations though, or are we viewing them through rose-tinted spectacles?
Roger is thirty-seven years old. He’s six feet tall, heavily built, and has the physique of a rugby player. His features are rugged, and his hair is short, curly, thick, and dark brown. A set of soft but prominent, emerald-green eyes complement his overall appearance. Generally, he’s quite a handsome man.
Jenny, on the other hand, is quite petite, measuring only five feet two inches tall. She is also a natural brunette, but her hair is long and straight. Her eyes resemble large hazel whirlpools, and her lips are sensual, forming a pout. The rest of her features are porcelain-like and delicate, but they complement her facial appearance extremely well. Her career as an aerobics instructor has enriched her appearance with a compact and well-toned body. Jenny is nine years younger than Roger, and she is an extremely attractive woman.

Nevertheless, before we continue, those of you who want or expect a typical, slushy love story that encompasses a dynamic and gorgeous couple are out of luck. I am only portraying the initial circumstances at this stage. What follows is an adventure of extreme complexity. There are ample, sexually indulgent encounters within the story, all of which are extremely raw and relevant. For those of you who are not put off, please read on.
After steadily progressing up the ladder in the sales department of a large company for a number of years, Roger has recently been promoted to senior management. Sales has proven to be a very lucrative career for him, mainly due to his continual hard work and conscientious approach. Consequently, he has managed to accumulate quite a sum of money over the years due to consistently working extremely long hours, which has prevented him from having the time to spend much of his earnings. With his recent promotion, the long hours away from home are no longer necessary, which means that he is beginning to enjoy a lot more free time now.
Jenny has also thrown herself into her work since she’s been with Roger and usually works as much overtime as physically possible. She does this to avoid having to spend too much time at home alone. Neither of the two mixes much with their peer groups outside the workplace, favouring their time alone together instead.
The sacrifices that this couple have made over the years are now paying off. They own a nice, spacious country house with four bedrooms. The mortgage has just been paid in full, and they are financially comfortable. Roger’s promotion and their present economic situation means that Jenny is also able to reduce her working hours dramatically. The two of them are now in a position to start enjoying the fruits of their labours. Everything appears to be going very well for them at the moment—but is it? Is everything about to change?
Read on and you will be taken on an adventure that shows greed in its most abhorrent form, including an insatiable lust for sex, power, and much greater wealth—no matter what the cost. Sexual favours appear to become an acceptable way of achieving certain goals in difficult circumstances. When murder becomes part of the game plan though, unexpected allegiances develop as a necessary means to an end. At times this story will beggar belief. It’s an adventure that spans three different continents. Are you ready for the journey?


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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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