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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Sexy fur and leather Panties


Real Fur Undies and Book Reviews






Real Fur underwear and yes it is available and no I have not got any, not due to anything about being politically correct over the killing of animals for fur seeing I kill humans for blood, but more on the fact that I fear they would tickle like hell

Even leather underwear may sound good until you remove it and show the world the rub marks and as to smell ………….. Look you do know that wearing leather panties can create an interesting body aroma ……vampire have a good sense of smell…. Look just believe me, after a fight or a run across the roof tops wearing leather panties you will be as sore as hell and pong…. And as to guys wearing leather shorts …HMG guys smell as it is, well I like a guy hung like a horse and not smelling like one!   

So forget about Hollywood vampire in tight leather panties this vampire sticks to either cotton or silk for her panties…… ok ok so they are all black but that is normal for a vampire girl ok, well when I say all are black I am of course not counting birthday presents from my Aunt, it is not that I even wear the pink ones with little black bats on them she always buys me …well not every day and well they do have bats on them so they are vampire undies, and it would upset her if I did not wear them now wouldn’t it, and I do have leather pants and jacket so it is fine as now one knows apart from me, and of course my Aunt….er ….. and well now you.



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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).



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