One day people will notice that my blog titles are far more sexy than what I write in the blogs.
And I find it funny that my blogs get banned in some places over the titles and not the content!
But to change the subject just thought I will let you all know that I am busy writing and by the end of the year you may find yourselves meeting a few sexy Demons.
I don't know if you will like reading it but heck it is fun to write!!
To be a writer you have to have imagination but just saw the following pic on Face Book that is even beyond my imagination take a look:
Now is this real?
Science?
If it is then will the next page cover the fact that the Moon is made of Cheese and the world is Flat?
No. 4 Dinosaurs living with people? do they mean like birds which people think could have descended from dinosaurs, if so this is a little deep for the age range and if they are thinking more on people chatting with a real live T-Rex then only in Hollywood.
Well just as long as the same schools stock my vampire books as they would be real good for the next Science paper.
Talking of papers here is another is it real form: OK so I have the right colour to tick box 2 but could someone explain how ones skin colour effects you sexual and I am so wanting to find out what you could put down as other .......................
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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
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