Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon her first book is self help guide called: Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire from Reardon Publishing and is available as full colour paperback, Kindle; E Book. Amy also written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night. Later this year her book on sexy Demons will be published
Friday, July 19, 2013
Showing your panties off to guys
Showing your panties off to guys
Japanese humour is all about embarrassment due to they type of culture they have.
Western guys like it for the girls in short school uniform skirts which soon becomes a disappointment if they see the real thing as any guy looking at the real uniform will discover the skirts and dresses in real life are quite long and you would need to lay on the floor and look up to see panties.
you see Japanese girls panties? Yes of
course you can but mostly when the normal school girls dress up as manga school
girls and show them off on purpose …………lol
The anime has a lot of male humour and yes humour can be gender
So a question why do guys like to dream of turning into a school
girl? put m2f manga into youtube and you will see what I mean.
Guys get all excited over the idea of being a school girl!
Male to female manga and anime is in the 1,000s but you try and
find Female to male manga f2m and see what happens ……..very little.
So to my male readers ……….why? yes please tell me why do guys
dream of having boobs and a camel toe unless you are into other guys
Believe me being a teenage girl is not fun if you are female let
alone if you are male.
But a guy turning into a girl must mean lots of guys fantasize
about it or it would not be so popular
.........so tell me guys why would this be a turn on?
The next thing one sees is Guys dressing as girls to go to high
school …… ….. yes also a lot of manga and anime on that type of thing …… ….. so
much that from the anime one would expect half the pupils in a all girl school
must be transvestites.
And unless the guy is under 10 it can be noticed ……….
I am not saying it is not possible but heck it would be hard
work …………. Well it may be worth it if as a guy you were into other guys …………. And
well if you were not to start with I can bet you would be after spending time
with a bunch of catty back biting hormonal unbalanced teenage girls …………
guys if you dress up and get into girl society you will soon want to start
dating guys ….heheheheh
So in anime you get the story line of a 16 year old guy having
to pretend to be a girl in a all girl high school ………….
Yes I am happy with the talking cats and people having wings and
tails ………. The magic is also fine with me but …… yes here is the but …….
And a 16 year old guy’s one eyed trouser snake is not going to
stay hidden for long in a short skirt unless he uses a lot of duct tape …………..
So lots of duct tape and a padded bra is all you need?
Ho boy will he soon discover the gender differences are not just
with or without owning a dick.
And lets not look into what would happen with swimming and games
or even changing rooms.
As I said I am very happy with talking cats but guys getting
away with pretending to be a girl …………………
yes gods think about it we even shave in different places …lol
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).