Sunday, October 20, 2013

'The Cagliostro Chronicles'



In the depths of space, beyond our galaxy’s furthest star Awaits danger!



In the not too distant future, mankind has finally discovered the secret to faster than light space travel.



But it is a most dangerous discovery indeed!



Now Mark Johnson, a brilliant scientist and engineer, will lead a handpicked crew of adventurers into the unknown. Where they will discover the truth about the secrets of the much larger universe and the myriad dangers it holds.

Now, in a race against time, if the crew of the Cagliostro cannot unravel the depths of the mystery, conspiracy and danger that surround the earth like a closing claw of evil, mankind itself will not survive!

Join with us for the inaugural voyage of the star cruiser Cagliostro as its crew begins to unravel a conspiracy that will take it beyond the furthest star and into the very heart of adventure!



Ralph L. Angelo Jr. has written fantasy, sword and sorcery and adventure novels. His books include the best-selling ‘Redemption of the Sorcerer, the Crystalon Saga, Book One’ and the recently released ‘Torahg the Warrior: Sword of Vengeance’



Links: http://tinyurl.com/thecagliostro , http://tinyurl.com/cagchron . http://tinyurl.com/ralphsamazon




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NOW THE ADVERTS

I do not know why but no one has noticed  in my books vampires are Asian Vampires ... 


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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



VAMPIRE 

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).














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