AMY MAH VAMPIRE
Only the people that have not read my books think I write children books ......... no they are Young Adult Books .er... at that age you can vote .... Drink .... Go to war and kill people legally.... have sex and raise a family ................ and then people ask is Young Adult a childrens book?
Only the people that have not read my books think I write children books ......... no they are Young Adult Books .er... at that age you can vote .... Drink .... Go to war and kill people legally.... have sex and raise a family ................ and then people ask is Young Adult a childrens book?
Wow ....................just heard that my new book will be coming out in a weeks time
And I have not even seen the printed copy yet! .............help !!!!!!!!!!
This is the link to it if you wish to order a signed copy post free:
The Title is : Amy Mah Vampire
But you will not be able to find it yet as it has only just been registered.
But this is the Cover: please let me know what you think.
Today's world is difficult
for everyone, especially teenagers. They
face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just
to name a few.
Imagine all of those things
ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living,
breathing teenage vampire.
At last, the world can read
about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight
that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced
more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in
history to die from terminal acne!
In her everyday life, older
vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform,
a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies!
Well, this female vampire
knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male
winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick
jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper
had a very large, pink bat on it.
And as to guys, well, it was
normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have
involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off
his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was ..........
(well at least not on the
first date).
