Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Having SEX with Machines

Well I don’t but I do have a male / female relationship with my computer and it is definitely Male!



No I am not going to go on about it being dumb stupid and unfaithful like guys…………. But it is so true………….

Why is it male ……………. God that is so obvious

No matter what it tells you it can do……….. In real life it can only do one thing at the time and then you have to watch it while it is doing that or it will do it wrong!


As soon as you leave the room it stops and waits till you come back to carry on.

I am sure mine spends its down time off and scanning porn sites looking for the latest case less HP computer with its components hanging out showing them all lite up with pretty red diodes ……. The sluts ………. Like does it ever show the slightest interest with what I wear!

As to perversions It is always wanting me to help it stick some male part of its anatomy into any passing reproductive copier……………

Hardwear!!!! you are joking its hardware will not do anything until you have spent hours playing with its software that by the time the hardware says it is working you are no longer in the mood.



If I get a virus I still have to work on but hell no my machine is male ….one little virus and it has man flu …………… it may as well be dead for all the use it is as it only wants it sit in some sick bed of a workshop and be waited on by repair staff………that charge lots to say no nothing is wrong with it ……………its working fine now…..perhaps it only needed a rest ……….see MALE !!! Nothing wrong with it just wanted me to worry that it was ill !





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