Kate and Pipa Middleton have boobs and bottoms take a look

Kate and Pipa Middleton have Boobs! 

Yes and Boobies with Nipples!

Well it was quite a shock for me to learn today that the

 Middleton Sisters both own boobies

complete with nipples! And a set

 of them for each girl   !!!!!!!!!!

And this has also come as a shock across the world to the media so now magazines are fighting over the chance to show people this strange body part.

As someone who surprisingly owns a pair of her own …..yes I do ….I looked in the mirror to check just this morning ………and no you can’t see them ….

Look guys go ask your Mom it is like normal for 50% of adults, more if you count in the fat guys with moobs.

So like everyone else on the internet I had better show you the pics

As to why well ???? WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

www.fangsrule.com

Mostly to also advertise my book of life as a female vampire and yes one with BOOBIES and NIPPLES !!!!

If you like boobs then lots of the characters I write about have them and the undead Maids love to bounce about showing them off.

And yes female vampire are vary dangerous ! none of the Maids wear a bra and I am sure that one day one of the more gifted ones will take someone’s eye out when turning around fast.

Yes Yes Yes I have added some Middleton boobs for you to gawk at but in the hope you will like my books ...............

Look my books are funny, take a look even the author has nipples and you must like boobs and nipples or you would not be reading this page .................

Vampire is a story of not fitting in and being at a time of life where a girl wants to fit in. It's about a girl that tries to be normal but slowly discovers she is not....and is in fact a vampire...not a vampire though that you would find in the films. Published by Reardon Publishing. http://www.FangsRule.com - ISBN 9781874192626

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A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).