Kate and Pipa Middleton have boobs and bottoms take a look

Kate and Pipa Middleton have Boobs! 

Yes and Boobies with Nipples!

Well it was quite a shock for me to learn today that the

 Middleton Sisters both own boobies

complete with nipples! And a set

 of them for each girl   !!!!!!!!!!

And this has also come as a shock across the world to the media so now magazines are fighting over the chance to show people this strange body part.

As someone who surprisingly owns a pair of her own …..yes I do ….I looked in the mirror to check just this morning ………and no you can’t see them ….

Look guys go ask your Mom it is like normal for 50% of adults, more if you count in the fat guys with moobs.

So like everyone else on the internet I had better show you the pics

As to why well ???? WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Mostly to also advertise my book of life as a female vampire and yes one with BOOBIES and NIPPLES !!!!

If you like boobs then lots of the characters I write about have them and the undead Maids love to bounce about showing them off.

And yes female vampire are vary dangerous ! none of the Maids wear a bra and I am sure that one day one of the more gifted ones will take someone’s eye out when turning around fast.

Yes Yes Yes I have added some Middleton boobs for you to gawk at but in the hope you will like my books ...............

Look my books are funny, take a look even the author has nipples and you must like boobs and nipples or you would not be reading this page .................

Vampire is a story of not fitting in and being at a time of life where a girl wants to fit in. It's about a girl that tries to be normal but slowly discovers she is not....and is in fact a vampire...not a vampire though that you would find in the films. Published by Reardon Publishing. http://www.FangsRule.com - ISBN 9781874192626

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A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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Editorial Reviews

About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Kate Middleton and Topless Photos of her Boobs

Kate Middleton in a Bikini that shows off far more than any of the topless pics and everyone is making such a fuss of

A girls boobs and the pencil test

Every week we seem to be getting photos of naked members of the Royal family ......and the media say it is public interest..... well if the media is reading this please note I for one I don't want to see any more pics of Kate Middletons boobies but for my blog readers if you must take a peak then take a look below.

An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a French publication in printing topless photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was reported today.

Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on holiday in the south of France, to run in an edition next week, said the BBC.

The move comes despite St James's Palace describing the publication of the photos of Kate in French magazine Closer yesterday as a 'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of privacy, and the announcement that the royal couple will sue its publishers.

Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical.

'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.'

Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are published by the Mondadori media group, which is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi.

The British edition of Closer has distanced itself from the decision made by its French counterpart, which is run by a different company.

A number of British newspapers have been offered the photos but so far are unanimous in their condemnation of them being published.

But as we are talking about Boobies do you all know of the pencil test?

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We used to do this when I was at school and I was telling a friend about the famous pencil test and she never heard of it ……

………but ever girl must have done this test at school!!!!!

One of the few times a girl can be proud of a smaller bust………….. and hell it was fun to point out to the girls that failed that they must have been grouped by lots of boys to be so saggy to fail………………….

……….. Girls can be so mean at school ………….

Hell if you think that was bad you should have seen what happened to girls joining special groups ………..the initiation test always had some thing about being naked in public ……..if you were lucky if would be in a public park at midnight ….if not then its a paper bag with eye holes over the head for a campus sprint and just be glad you didn’t have any recognizable tattoos

Who says school was not fun ………………… I still break out in a cold sweat thinking of it!

There is an test which is said to accurately test the firmness of a woman's breasts. The test is unbiased, easy to conduct, requires no special equipment, is painless, and let's face it, you're curious.

Mammary Skies Animation Pencil Test

Instructions

Remove your shirt and bra and stand with your back perfectly straight. For the most accurate results stand with your back pressed against a wall. The back of your head should also be resting against the wall during the actual test.

Raise your breast gently with one hand just high enough to reveal the crease where your breast joins with the ribcage area.

Place a standard No. 2 pencil in the crease. Do not press it into the flesh, simply allow it to rest against the skin. Very carefully and very slowly lower your breasts until you are no longer supporting it with your hand.

Put you hands at your sides and stand very still. If the pencil falls, or has already fallen from its resting place, your breasts are considered extremely firm, and you are awarded a gold star.

In a slow even movement, raise your arms out to the sides, as if forming a giant T. Hold this position. If the pencil falls now, or falls during the movement, your breasts are considered very firm and you receive a silver star.

Slowly raise your arms over your head and clasp your hands together. If the pencil falls now, or falls during this movements, your breasts are considered firm and you are awarded a bronze star. If the pencil does not fall, your breasts may not be firm enough, or there are other conditions which prevent them from passing this particular test.

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Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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Editorial Reviews

About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).