Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon her first book is self help guide called: Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire from Reardon Publishing and is available as full colour paperback, Kindle; E Book. Amy also written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night. Later this year her book on sexy Demons will be published
Not Topless but these are the famous photos of Kate Middleton bikini pictures
Once again, our friends at Chi magazine have scooped the entire world, including both oglers, and pearl clutching aghast royal family defenders, with telescopic pics of Kate Middleton bikini pictures quite early pregnant and delving into the fun and sun provided on the private Caribbean island resort of Mustique, where for just $50,000 a night, you can have your own private, err, nearly private, villa to let your regal beagle loose on the beach. Why all the fuss?
Well compared to the last photos these are very mild and are of course just used to help sell the magazine ..................... Now if you want to see something worth seeing then have a look at my books ............... nothing topless in them and not a single baby bump .
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Kate Middleton in a Bikini that shows off far more than any of the topless pics and everyone is making such a fuss of
A girls boobs and the
pencil test
Every
week we seem to be getting photos of naked members of the Royal family
......and the media say it is public interest..... well if the media is reading
this please note I for one I don't want to see any more pics of Kate Middletons
boobies but for my blog readers if you must take a peak then take a look below.
An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a French publication in printing topless photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was reported today.
Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on holiday in the south of France, to run in an edition next week, said the BBC.
The move comes despite St James's Palace describing the publication of the photos of Kate in French magazine Closer yesterday as a 'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of privacy, and the announcement that the royal couple will sue its publishers.
Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical.
'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.'
Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are published by the Mondadori media group, which is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi.
The British edition of Closer has distanced itself from the decision made by its French counterpart, which is run by a different company.
A number of British newspapers have been offered the photos but so far are unanimous in their condemnation of them being published.
But
as we are talking about Boobies do you all know of the pencil test?
We used to do this when I was at school and I
was telling a friend about the famous pencil test and she never heard of it ……
………but ever girl must have done this test at
school!!!!!
One of the few times a girl can be proud of a
smaller bust………….. and hell it was fun to point out to the girls that failed
that they must have been grouped by lots of boys to be so saggy to fail………………….
……….. Girls can be so mean at school ………….
Hell if you think that was bad you should have
seen what happened to girls joining special groups ………..the initiation test
always had some thing about being naked in public ……..if you were lucky if
would be in a public park at midnight ….if not then its a paper bag with eye
holes over the head for a campus sprint and just be glad you didn’t have any
recognizable tattoos
Who says school was not fun ………………… I still
break out in a cold sweat thinking of it!
There is an test which is said to
accurately test the firmness of a woman's breasts. The test is unbiased, easy
to conduct, requires no special equipment, is painless, and let's face it,
you're curious.
Mammary Skies Animation Pencil Test
Instructions
Remove your shirt and bra and stand with your
back perfectly straight. For the most accurate results stand with your back
pressed against a wall. The back of your head should also be resting against
the wall during the actual test.
Raise your breast gently with one hand just high
enough to reveal the crease where your breast joins with the ribcage area.
Place a standard No. 2 pencil in the crease. Do
not press it into the flesh, simply allow it to rest against the skin. Very
carefully and very slowly lower your breasts until you are no longer supporting
it with your hand.
Put you hands at your sides and stand very
still. If the pencil falls, or has already fallen from its resting place, your
breasts are considered extremely firm, and you are awarded a gold star.
In a slow even movement, raise your arms out to
the sides, as if forming a giant T. Hold this position. If the pencil falls
now, or falls during the movement, your breasts are considered very firm and
you receive a silver star.
Slowly raise your arms over your head and clasp
your hands together. If the pencil falls now, or falls during this movements,
your breasts are considered firm and you are awarded a bronze star. If the
pencil does not fall, your breasts may not be firm enough, or there are other
conditions which prevent them from passing this particular test.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
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About the Author
The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
http://Bikini.comCould this be the most
attention grabbing bikini on the beach? No strings attached -- but who needs
those pesky bikini strings anyway, now that Perfect Tan Bikini has come up with
a way to cover up those important bits with no tan line. Yvelisse shows off her
bikini -- could this be the new shape of swimwear?
IS
SHE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF?? www.perfecttanbikini.com
Now for real topless swimming I have found this short film very funny
http://Bikini.comCould this be the most
attention grabbing bikini on the beach? No strings attached -- but who needs
those pesky bikini strings anyway, now that Perfect Tan Bikini has come up with
a way to cover up those important bits with no tan line. Yvelisse shows off her
bikini -- could this be the new shape of swimwear?
Now for a real funny short film on topless swimming
No
Bikini - A film by Claudia Morgado Escanilla
Going topless at 7 and people thinking you
are a boy is Cute
But when you can do it at 16 its time to buy a
wonderbra
But enough of my teenage problems
And before anyone complains about me showing topless girls on my blog Answer me this is it a girl pretending to be a boy or a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy? And if at 7 you can't tell then what the heck are you moaning about ...
Look apes Im a vampire and so sunbathing is not that high on the my to do list, besides I am an Asian vampire and like only white folks sunbath as it give you cancer.
But I am still female so I keep an eye on fashion which in my world is normally black, tight and used to run around a field before I wore it, …………… leather you dumb apes!
Black silk is soooooo nice to the skin………sigh ….but leather is stain proof, look have you ever tried to get dried bloodstains out of silk?
So what have I noticed in the fashion world, a stick on Bikini !
A Bikini Top held on by heat and nothing more!
Will this bikini fall off?
From the back, it looks like a girl has thrown caution to the wind. Turn around and it seems like a strapless bra - without any visible means of support.
But from a sunbather's point of view, this tiny strip of material could be the answer to a tanning dilemma.
The Demikini as it is known, is a backless bikini top that does away with the need to readjust straps in pursuit of the perfect line-free tan.
Thanks to a gel usually used in surgery, it has amazing sticking power, staying perfectly in place.
Ok so you have spare straps in case you need them …..er……...like where do you keep them when wearing a bikini?
Well they do not come with pockets and if you tuck them in anywhere it will look like you have tape worm.
So as long as you stay hot it will stay on …… ok…………
1.Stay out of the water it will drop off and float away.
2.On returning to the Hotel as so as the aircon hits you it will drop off
