Gifts of Days of the Week Panties
Just because I am a vampire it does not mean I don’t do girl shopping and now with 24hr shopping vampires can join in searching for bargains in the new year sales during the hours of darkness.
Took my maid BAMBI with me as I and still not allowed out un chaperoned, I have told you about her before she is a turnling ……….ex-human ……….. like shes Undead ok what humans think all vampire are, fangs and boobs……….. never ageing and with a hair style that stays looking perfect even in a force 10 gale…. Makes you sick don’t it............... er well nearly .......... You have the same hairstyle as on the day you died and Bambi ........... well Bambi was gonig to have her hair done the next day.............. er .............too late.......... her picture is below:
BAMBI
Any way she loves going shopping as it means freedom from the nest for a few hours, plus she like the way I leave my purse on full display on top of the shopping waiting for some guy to snatch it and run off …………….. it is always so much fun to build up an appetite chasing ones lunch and I let her join in, it is a rush as we cant be seen eating in public so we both spend the rest of the time shopping trying not to burp.
Thinking of things as we shop took my mind to a gift I had recently from my Aunt……. As I was complaining about all my underwear having small pink bats on them she got me a pack of something called Collage Girl Specials…………….. A pack of 5 panties with days of the week on them …………….. Er…………. Why five? ……….what am I to do on Saturday and Sunday!!! …………….
As to why have days of the week on them………...What is the point? ……….. if I don’t know what day it is I will ask someone and not life up my skirt to check !!!!!!!!!
If the manufactures wanted to be really helpful then they would print numbers and do a pack of 31 as knowing days of the month is far more useful to a girl than knowing days of the week! …………
Now Guys in Panties, or even without ...cough cough ... now that is a far more interesting subject .....lol
Now to remind you of all my vampire songs etc
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by Xeo Anastasi ‘Mechanical Alice’ of studio 'Wild Mage Media'
Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare (Amy Mah Vampire)
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Written and Created for Amy Mah,
by studio ‘Mechanical Alice’
Words:
She walks at midnight looking for pray, no point in trying to run for I will never get away.
She moves in the moonlight, such beauty and grace, everything I wanted until she gets a taste.
Mistress of the nightmare why the hungry eyes a beauty so sublime, a monster in disguise.
You will haunt me hunt me until you get my blood, my life forever yours and my eternal love.
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Body Swap
Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
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