Blood Moon (Don’t Involve me in your Death Wish !)

Don’t Involve me in your Death Wish !

People Have a mental need to be punished …  Why?

And what is worse they want other people to be punished with them, and that is just Sick!

All the crazy beliefs that pop up almost daily that the world is going to end or some make believe deity is going to wipe the world out because you personally ate pork 7 hours after a full moon that fell on a Tuesday.

Shook Horror it is a BLOOD MOON we are all going to die! 

 What each and every single time it happens !!!

heheheheheh So funny

You can see by the way disaster movies make so much money that everyone feels guilty about something ….er…mostly living.


If you believe you are going to die then you shoot yourself dead ….did the belief kill you ? …Er? No the bullet did.


I think it could also come under the heading of self fulfilling prophecy

So I say again

DON’T INVOLVE ME IN YOUR DEATH WISH

If you find yourself suffering from having the mental condition called Faith and Belief please visit your Doctor and stop planning the death of millions of innocent people just to make your personal fantasy happen

And before anyone asks why these events happen on holy days first think about how the holy days are connected to the moon and not the other way round ..........

Any Way take a look at the so called end of the world

For all our Vampire Viewers 

If you still want to Die 

Then at least read my latest book before you go 

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm

Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

ice finger of death !

Frozen Planet Brinicle ice finger of death filmed in Antarctic

Wow have you seen this?  I mean it !

This is fantastic filming

With timelapse cameras, specialists recorded salt water being excluded from the sea ice and sinking.

The temperature of this sinking brine, which was well below 0C, caused the water to freeze in an icy sheath around it.

Where the so-called "brinicle" met the sea bed, a web of ice formed that froze everything it touched, including sea urchins and starfish.

The unusual phenomenon was filmed for the first time by cameramen Hugh Miller and Doug Anderson for the BBC One series Frozen Planet.

If you would like to see more on the Antarctic see the books we have linked to Sir David Attenborough and the decendants of Antarctic explorers such as Scott, Wilson, Shakelton and Skelton

Visit our website www.antarcticbookshop.com for more details

Gods of Sex and Death

Hi Humans ……here I am again …………blogging at a group of apes and hoping that you have not all gone back to the trees yet after discovering the mistake in leaving them in the first place……………………


Well I am sorry you can’t all be a superior being like a vampire…………. Now if you are looking for something to worship then My publisher has asked me if I would like to have a sexy plastic collectors figure made of me ……… sounds cool er…………. It may not come to anything as the production costs may be too high ………… but just think you could have a little me on your shelf to worship …………. Er….why? ..well why not you humans worship most everything else so why not me……and with me I may even answer you when you pray ………… unless I am watching TV or eating or something just as important ………….


You don’t want to worship me ! …huh …………. Be like that…… huh…. not that I am into worshiping gods myself ……….well it is not logical ….yes ok it should be belief and not logic but my belief is in logical things and well ……………

I get sent fantasy books to review and they are a heck more likely than some of the strange beliefs you readers have ………..


Just take a look at the odd lot of new gods people are worshiping now and I say new as one of the biggest is only 1500 years old …………..




Come on think about it any religion less than 3,000 years old is nothing more than an overgrown cult …………….. and as to logic well……………. You humans have been spreading across this planet of near on 50,000 years and you want me to believe that after 48,500 (approx) years a new god pops up and says …….sorry I am late but you have to worship me ………………. Like why?



Think about it, if we have been doing quite well for 48,500 (approx) years why do we now need and so called god to say what we can or can’t do …er….well? ……and it is not even that anyone listens to what the new comer says ……………. For 50,000 years you as a species have spent all your time eating, having sex and killing ……………….turn on the TV and what is happening well all across the planet people are eating, having sex and killing and tell me what is the difference apart from since the time of the new male single deity gods more people are getting killed.


See I said you should just worship me as my commandments would be simple



Thou Shalt:

EAT


have lots of


SEX


and


KILL ……………….. see no change of your life style at all ………

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OK OK if you do not want to worship me then at least buy my books ! 

NEW Vampire song just out


Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare
(Amy Mah Vampire)

YouTube Link Click Here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pFG28kTJGI

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Written and Created for Amy Mah,
by Xeo Anastasi ‘Mechanical Alice’ of studio 'Wild Mage Media'


Song Title: Mistress of the Nightmare (Amy Mah Vampire)

www.fangsbite.com


Written and Created for Amy Mah,
by studio ‘Mechanical Alice’


Words:


She walks at midnight looking for pray, no point in trying to run for I will never get away.


She moves in the moonlight, such beauty and grace, everything I wanted until she gets a taste.


Mistress of the nightmare why the hungry eyes a beauty so sublime, a monster in disguise.


You will haunt me hunt me until you get my blood, my life forever yours and my eternal love.

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Body Swap 

From 3.bp.blogspot.com

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.


Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.


When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.


Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.


Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.


But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm

From 1.bp.blogspot.com

Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

Click here for more information on my books

http://www.fangsrule.com/

From the sexy sound of a blade cutting though the air ...... to the dripping of the blood

Apart from being a vampire I think out of the things I do to worry people is …….well how I answer interview questions …………..

Ever since my book has come out I have been interviewed by lots of different humans and heck I was not told that I should lie!

I am sure people have been taking Twilight too seriously and so being too honest can get a strange look or two from the interviewer. Yes, blood is best served fresh and warm preferably from its human contained ………..

Just why are they shocked by my answers …………

Don’t these people go to the movies?

Look if you are doing an author interview it may be best not to be so surprised when they

answer your questions ………….. I do try and keep it nice and warm and cuddly

……….. but heck I am a vampire just who do you think you are interviewing the tooth fairy? ………

I know I can worry people when they ask:

So as teenage vampire author please tell our readers the sort of things you like ...........................

Ok, ok, So I should say Chocolate and Cats which is true as I do …

 

…….but sometimes I tend to give away a little too much personal stuff……..

………and I say things like:

The sound a blade makes as it cuts the air, so nice er…. Like silk……… sigh……….. (well ask someone who uses a blade they will explain it to you …………… but it is a nice and sexy sound)

Then there is the feel of a well balanced blade in your hand, as it becomes part of your body as you turn and spin ……….

By the way it is wrist and finger control which  gives one the little playful moves.

did you know you can always test someone who says they can use a samurai sword by asking what noise in makes when returning to its sheath................

 

...................... but I do not know how it makes the sound...... can anyone tell me that?

Ho well get ready for the next interview and hopefully this time I will remember when they ask if I had a wish what would it be I should say I wish for world peace …..er…….and not what I said last time ……………..

Well how was I to know that saying how about a nice big bag of Blood Diamonds would upset so many people ………such a nice colourful name ………… ok I will have rubies instead …………