The Back Door Loop Hole A Garfunkel and Oates song which could be a religius loophole on pre marrage sex

The Back Door Loop Hole 

A Garfunkel and Oates song which could be a religius loophole on pre marrage sex

Now Garfunkel and Oates are one of the few groups to be able to get away with saying things that are kinda …… well click on the videos and you will see what I mean.

Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) is generally anal or oral sex between people, see I bet you all thought it was just anal sex, well I did up until I googled it. Er when was it ever oral? I don’t remember any town called Oral in the bible getting destroyed due to the folks liked giving head.

Is it also true that the Church is happy with anal sex between men and women but not men and men, like what is the difference?

My knowledge on biology is mostly the High School kind so if someone can explain the difference between male and female butt sex, and why God is ok with one and not the other I will do another blog to inform everyone.

I know that some religious folk say guy on guy sex is a sin as sex should only be used to create children, well for those same religious folk that think it is ok for anal sex as long as it is between men and women should retake High School biology as pregnancy that way would sure take a miracle.    

I expect that some time in the past some drunken guy had a go at backdoor sex but did not know the gender of his target until he pulled back the sheets in the morning.

It may come as a shock to guys but anal sex is not very high on the normal females everyday to do list, and for most it can be an unpleasant surprise followed by the words “Sorry it slipped”

next here is my latest book  

Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.

Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah

What Vampires do during the day The Vampire Community

This has been growing over the past few years and is in no way finished as it is just the tip of an iceberg on what is going on in the background.  

It is different from other types of website on this subject as it covers links to various parts of the community that may not get on with each other.

VVC members have supplied me with many links to sites they run or wish to publicise….and it is advertised on VVC fb groups.

You will see links and Details of Sabastiaan’s Vampire World which you would never see on a pure VVC site, as they say he is too commercial. 

Highgate vampire followers may soon have a link as it has already been advertised on several Highgate vampire groups and people have shown an interest to be linked to it.

#undeadlivesmatter  #amymahvampire

CLICK HERE 

www.vampirecommunity.org

It is better to be a Vampire! Than to follow some of the Crazy Religions currently about

It is better to be a Vampire! Than to follow some of the Crazy Religions currently about

It is a lot better to be a vampire due to the fact you have sharp fangs or belief than get yourself involved in dangerous modern religions that murder men women and children in the name of nothing more than a Fantasy …. Slavery is ok in so long as the slave does not have your beliefs? Sounds like the dark ages? NO ! to lots in the 21^st century this is still true.

A “police force” of  jihadists have forced thousands of Yazidi women from Iraq into sex slavery in brothels as Islamic State militants .

When you have teachings that a god tells you it is ok to take girls that are no more than children and use them as sex slaves due to their parents worshiping in a different way than you do…. And you can not say anything about it as it is either culture or religion … heck it is my personal culture and religion to say this is wrong and should be stopped.

Perhaps it is time to get rid of such so called gods as it is clear that if the god is real then it is either powerless to stop such things or it does not care to stop them.

Gods are easy to kill you just have to stop worshiping them and they die.   

Strange that some people think from my comments and blogs that I hate religions where as I love them, lots of them ...er well mostly the older ones and I still say it is normal to laugh at cults, just look at Scientology which is nothing but a money grabbing con how can you not laugh at it.......yes I know I am a fantasy writer but heck there are limits no it is the followers of religions that I normally have a go at.

If you follow a religion then you should understand what it is you follow and believe in or you will end up having people like me point out you are living in a fantasy world think about it having a religion just by accident of birth no that is not a religion it is a more a local cultural habit like what political party is popular in your area.........

If the only reason you have a religions is that you were born into it then that is not real belief as what you are doing is programming a belief into a child at a time when self understanding of reality is very low in a Childs mind.

Looking about the world at the moment if you have a choice of being a believer in some mass fantasy that wants its followers to force others to believe in the same fantasy or become a Dark denizen of the Night such as a Vampire then it is far better for the safety of our society to be a Vampire

…..Amy Mah Vampire ……VwV

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm

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Amazon Link:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

today I discovered I have a page on a dating site for my vampire quotes!

And today I discovered I have a page on a dating site for my vampire quotes! 

 http://meetville.com/quotes/author/amy-mah/page1

AMY MAH QUOTES AND SAYINGS

Best sayings, famous quotes, interesting quotations, amazing citations

Popular Authors

If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice.

Amy Mah

people, night

It you taste nice I may bite!

Amy Mah

girls, teenagers

Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !

Amy Mah

trying, teenagers, husband

Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing.

Amy Mah

needs, girls, mean

www.fangsrule.com

A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Virginity Checks Protest in Georgia

 Virginity Checks Protest in Georgia

Feminists have staged protests outside a clinic in the Georgian capital Tbilisi, which reportedly performs examinations in order to issue "virginity certificates" for brides-to-be.

According to local channel Imedi TV, the service is offered for 175 lari (£69) or twice as much for a faster result.

It adds the majority of women are brought to the National Forensic Bureau clinic in the former Soviet state by relatives – most commonly their future mother-in-laws.

Feminists protest at the National Forensic Bureau in Tbilisi, Georgia

The clinic is rumoured to perform up to 200 virginity checks each year. According to IBI Times, the inspections also look for signs of cancer and other ailments related to the female reproductive system.

"In many cases, they leave very happy when they find out the truth, that is, if the truth is acceptable to them," Imedi TV quoted the bureau's medical expert Eka Chavieslshvill as saying.

Although the clinic's own staff were quoted in the report, the independent practice has denied it issues such certificates, and insists it only carries out examinations under court orders, for example to establish whether rape or sexual violence has taken place,Euro News reports.

But protester Etuna Nogaidely told ITN: “Although the staff insisted that they do not issue such documents, using my own logic, I can say that if they work with individual clients, logically they can issue some kind of document after such a test.”

The rally was organised by the Independent Georgian Feminists group, which accuses the clinic of encouraging the "harmful tradition" of considering an intact hymen as "an indicator of a woman's chastity," Ria Novosti writes.

The preservation of virginity before marriage for women is deeply entrenched in the Orthodox Christian eastern European country.

But the same cannot be said for men.

"We have two morals in this country: one for men and another for women," Tbilisi State University Gender Studies Professor Nino Javakhishvili told EurasiaNet.

Of the taboo commonly referred to by Georgians as "the virginity institute", he added: "Premarital sex is not only tolerated, but even encouraged for men, while it is frowned upon for women."

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NOW You will pleased to know that you will not have to remove your underwear to even prove you are female to be able to buy one of my funny vampire books for girls 

We will just check your teeth!

I do not know why but no one has noticed  in my books vampires are Asian Vampires ... 

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

VAMPIRE 

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

www.fangsrule.com/buy1.htm

www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm