It is better to be a Vampire! Than to follow some of the Crazy Religions currently about

It is better to be a Vampire! Than to follow some of the Crazy Religions currently about

It is a lot better to be a vampire due to the fact you have sharp fangs or belief than get yourself involved in dangerous modern religions that murder men women and children in the name of nothing more than a Fantasy …. Slavery is ok in so long as the slave does not have your beliefs? Sounds like the dark ages? NO ! to lots in the 21^st century this is still true.

A “police force” of  jihadists have forced thousands of Yazidi women from Iraq into sex slavery in brothels as Islamic State militants .

When you have teachings that a god tells you it is ok to take girls that are no more than children and use them as sex slaves due to their parents worshiping in a different way than you do…. And you can not say anything about it as it is either culture or religion … heck it is my personal culture and religion to say this is wrong and should be stopped.

Perhaps it is time to get rid of such so called gods as it is clear that if the god is real then it is either powerless to stop such things or it does not care to stop them.

Gods are easy to kill you just have to stop worshiping them and they die.   

Strange that some people think from my comments and blogs that I hate religions where as I love them, lots of them ...er well mostly the older ones and I still say it is normal to laugh at cults, just look at Scientology which is nothing but a money grabbing con how can you not laugh at it.......yes I know I am a fantasy writer but heck there are limits no it is the followers of religions that I normally have a go at.

If you follow a religion then you should understand what it is you follow and believe in or you will end up having people like me point out you are living in a fantasy world think about it having a religion just by accident of birth no that is not a religion it is a more a local cultural habit like what political party is popular in your area.........

If the only reason you have a religions is that you were born into it then that is not real belief as what you are doing is programming a belief into a child at a time when self understanding of reality is very low in a Childs mind.

Looking about the world at the moment if you have a choice of being a believer in some mass fantasy that wants its followers to force others to believe in the same fantasy or become a Dark denizen of the Night such as a Vampire then it is far better for the safety of our society to be a Vampire

…..Amy Mah Vampire ……VwV

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


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People say things like people should be allowed belief in crazy gods ..........er why?

Yes ok freedom but freedom is only ok so long as one person’s freedom does not harm others.

Belief is not always a good thing to have...........

Get a large group of paedophiles together and they will have a common belief that it is ok to have sex with 9 year old girls ............. sure it is a belief but do we give them government grants and the right to give out flyers on recruiting more members?

If a religion causes harm to society then it is time for society to fight back!

DON'T READ THIS !!!!!!

Wooooooooooooow it is getting darker and the children of the night come out to play

What the news? Well Fb want me to tell them my age again as I may be too young…. Er?

Look let me own up and tell everyone I am over 14 ……….yes ok so my spelling is crap but it is true I am over 14 read what I talk about ………...like sex ………. Heck if I was 14 in this current society I would know a lot more about sex than I do ……..well its true……………

Most of the time I frighten and upset people and never know why ……………..ho I am told my blogs scare the crap out of the readers ……..er……...like what do I say ?

All the stuff I talk about or show is freely available on the Internet and most things I get are from youtube and wikipeadia ……plus a few adverts ………..

People say I hate religions …….well mostly I hated having to write so many papers on current mythology at university ………… yes I am over 14 ! …….no I don’t hate religions ………I don’t like a lot of the believers but that is different ………….and before you ask …think I expect Hitler when to church and we all know he had belief ………..his major belief was that all jews were evil and should be killed ..well it is a belief………..

And I don’t think you should have laws to stop beliefs ………… like there are people that believe the mass killing of jews in the 1940s did not happen …..well it is a belief and just as crazy as some of the other beliefs about ……….now before you ask it is not one of mine …………look at the evidence of course lots of jews were murdered in Europe in lot of nasty ways ….and there is a law to stop people saying it is not so …………that is a bit daft tp me and a waste of time better just to laugh and point at them in the street. …………….. look moron !!!

But belief is dangerous so perhaps a blanket ban on all public belief…………… there you are sorted ………………. Ok so a God can personally come and object but he will need to fill out the correct forms and have a letter form his doctor saying he is sane ………………… look read some holy books and then tell me if the gods in them are sane!

So belief is not correct just because of the number of believers there are……… now some of the religions are not listening

I said: 

belief is not correct just because of the number of believers you have.

Think about the world being round, the Greeks proved it over 2500 years ago but no we would not take a Greek as being any good with numbers so for hundreds of years the major belief was that the earth was FLAT …………… and before you get too smug thinking well they were not that bright just remember we are talking about your great great grandparents here.

Mind you seeing that if you walk towards the horizon it moves away from you it will prove one of two things you have a lot of body odour or the earth is round………so take a wash and try it again!

PROBLEM!!!

I have just noticed I may not have upset people so must think of something:

Here goes:

How sex sells a camra? ........................

            Still more?  Ok ok ok   sex and violence this clip has both

And Lastly Religion ............... look see I dont make this up.......

God loves my blog or I would not have so many hits on it…….. just past 5,000 … weeeeeeeeee

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Er that’s the way religion works er? ...........you must have faith ..........

Look ....... Trust me I am a Vampire .................

For a change today I will pick on Christians, Rastafarians, Muslins and the female fashion industry …………….

RAPTURE ...................... its ok every one god did not miss you .........it is now set for October ........................

er one nasty thought to come to mind at this point is that it did happen and no one was saved and we are all in hell

.................... ho well look on the bright side I don't now have to worry about how to wash and blow-dry six foot of white wings ................... and Halo polishing would be such a chore …………

To make things fare I should not miss out the Rastafarians or people will say I only pick on the main religions ................ normally black people with platted hair which is never cut

........... look it is just an excuse to smoke drugs and never wash your hair............ I am surprised that the spell checker could even find you !

Did everyone find how to make a Burqa in my last blog useful ? yes if u r really ugly then this is for u if not a guy will take one look at you and turn homosexual and you do not want that on your conscious now do you?

A Burqa is gods way of telling you that you are ugly ................ it is written in the holy books in ball point pen so must be true

And before anyone says about the virtues of wearing a Hijab I have it of very good information (those that wear them) that it make your hair very oily and drop out

........... so another of Gods commands er? ............ I am god and so women should be bald!

Sorry I am only joking about being Ugly to wear a Burqa .........

………….. the way guys are and the reports of them finding sheep so sexually enduring I say don’t worry about your looks just have your burqa made out of black wool and bleat a few times ............and I am sure you will keep you guy more than sexually content ……………… see my blog on Ferries

Amy Mah and the small print in being rewarded in the after life with 100 virgins

Amy Mah and the small print in being rewarded in the after life with 100 virgins

Ok Ok I should own up it is only fair I tell you poor creatures the truth; and that is with these blogs I am studying you.

Yes I am analyzing how you react to them when I point out your strange behavior patterns, which I will analyze and do a report for my lords and masters on the vampire high council.

It is all for a good cause as the Vampire high council like to keep a loving and caring control of such a tasty food supply as humans, and it is so strange that you think of us a monsters when we spend most of the time trying to stop you killing yourself off ……………. Think of it as owning a food shop where the food is suicidal ………… bread rolls throwing themselves under a passing shopping trolly ……. That sort of thing………..You are such hard work at times!    

As a normal young vampire girl I do get some strange comments at times from my readers, which I must warn you are passed to a higher order………….. er………well to my cat Tarqin and my Aunt mostly ……….. but ……….it is all being logged for the high council to read in the future.

Such as:

The Christian Mothers group which informed me that I was the child of the Devil are wrong as I asked my Aunt and she explained how a Mom and Dad that really love each other get married and then they ………….. ick……… well it must have been like only the once as I have no brothers or sisters …………… 

Then the hate mail saying I hate Muslins………… er………….you are just food why should I hate you?   it is like saying you hate chocolate because of the colour wrapper…………. I know being humans you are very slow at times but you must see the films! You are walking snacks !!!

I may point out some of your ideas are a little ….er……..inventive at times but you should not take this as criticism as I do not care that you can look forward to having as many virgins as you like in this life you are still just a snack bag of blood to me…………..

I have it on very good advice that it is quite true that what ever religion you are if you kill yourself as a martyr by blowing up inicent women and children you will be rewarded after death with 100 sex starved virgins to spend your eternal time in paradise with                 

………… er……….. this is all true as I said  …….. but did you read the small print? ……..

The 100 sex staved virgins are all MALE and you will spend eternity as a GIRL tending to their needs  ……hehehehehehe……… have fun………..

If you are looking for a religion I have found someone to help you take a look:

 

 

God V The Chickens (the vampire explanation)

God V The Chickens (the vampire explanation)

OK you humans are so odd ………….like what has the poor chicken ever done to upset all your Deities of today?      

Well not so much upset as picked upon, you get all sorts of rules on what animals you can not eat as they are either unclean or holy … be it pigs…..cows……..shell fish…….snakes…….things that crawl on their belly ……….and even flies……………ok the fly one did take me by surprise and I got it from a documentary of religion ………

Along with what foot to use going into a toilet ……….. And with my experience of Asian toilets …….Well I rather not use either foot and just cross my legs…………… Look just what god is so bored that he is going to watch what foot I use to enter a toilet? And if he ………yes it is always a he ……… then wants to watch me take a piss !!! there must be rules for the correct way to do that as well ……….then that is one sure way to get himself an unholy reputation.

But back to the poor chicken, it should be born wearing a tee shirt saying EAT ME !!

See the gods pick on it and it is so unfair! ……..Like what has it done to upset the gods so much? …………… Thou shalt not eat swine as they are unclean……….. But chicken is ok and so at the same time please sacrifice one for me with extra BBQ sauce ……… as last time in was a bit tasteless …………..well just tasted a bit like chicken………….. ho yes and do it as a sacrificial take out so I can eat while watching the toilets………………

Well of course you humans all have it wrong ……………we vampires have the true god and we have holy books to prove it !

God loves us so much he ……..yes it is always a he……… like why ?………..

Has given us an ever expanding supply of food, which breeds faster than we can cull it ……………… er…………..yes I did say cull……… we are not the ones destroying the planet by over population.

Now stop complaining to me ……… It’s nothing to do with me …….. It is all written down in the holy book so has to be true ! …..God would not have let it be printed if it was not true …ergo ………. Look I can show you the page !

We are at the top of the food chain so ……….er……………ok along with cockroaches and some types of virus ………but we are the favoured ones not you ……………..  Again just read our holy book and you will soon know your place ……………. 

Just listen to the holy words  ………….. And I will make your food bountiful as you are the chosen ones ………..

See !................ what did I tell you…………..

It is full of stuff like that …………………… mind you not so happy with sections in the holy book like this………….

It is the female’s duty to raise her tail upon a males lawful needs and be submissive when the male wishes to use her body as that is good and holy …………….

Ho well if god says so ……….sigh ……….. What can a female vampire do ?………………

Mind you I do worry about some of the foot notes and think some male could have added them without god’s permission like it does not sound so godly when a footnote says………..

And she shall make appreciative sounds when he uses her body and not complain if he fails to satisfy her or points out to him that 1 min 45 seconds was not worth her raising the tail for,  it is her holy duty and besides he probably had a hard day at the office and nothing at all to do with the hot new secretary he has just turned.

But there you have it ………just a normal holy book.

Ho yes and we are also allowed to eat chicken …….but no tree frogs at a full moon ………….. And yes I have never eaten a tree frog at full moon as I am a good religious little vampire.    

And lastly being a good little vampire girl I could not stop you requesting that I raise my tail to you as is my duty …..but I should point out that if you ask such a thing my Uncle has also read the holy book and says he found a section giving him every right to strip you naked, cover you in honey and then stick your head deep into an ants nest ……………

I’m sorry but I thought I should warn you my uncle is very devout at times.

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About my blog .......if anyone wants to know it is all true .......about which foot to use stepping in to a toilet ………....er ………..its the left..........and you must also spit out a fly which goes in the mouth ..... ho yes and it is also sinful for a female to pee standing ........... God only designed male to do that...... huh ......I wish he also designed a male that puts down the toilet seat after using it....................

So does God watch you take a piss .......er..........just to make sure you sit down? .............. and would you really want to worship a god that watches girls take a piss? ....................

How about a god that hangs about toilets seeing what foot you use to go in ? ................ er……………is this just me or is someone making stuff up in the holy books? ...................... God i am a good girl and I sit down to piss and don’t eat flies…....now can I go to heaven?......

Now to as where people read my blogs ……. Yes I can see you ! …………. USA is always East and West Coast ……..a lot in San Francisco …………. So my humour must be democratic …and not republican ………………

Lots in Europe ………hi to my German fans !! 

None in China …….am I blocked? …………………….. but little hot spots all over the Muslim world  ….expats?…………… or am I used as a warning in schools  for males not to listen to females ………………