put on a sheepskin bend over and bleat like a sheep

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

I expect you may have guessed that I am a little mixed when it come to nationally, I do infact have American nationality but do not always live there …how? ….not sure quite how………  er……….. well it seamed easy at the time……….

You just have both your parents killed when still a child and suddenly you are in America………

The process of citizenship? ……….er…….Yes I do remember ……well the important stuff anyway……….

FLUSH TOILETS that you can even sit down on !!!!

CHOCOLATE which I am now addicted to .

MANGA I remember I was given some Manga comics in Japanese and thinking why do white people think I can read Japanese ……….

It is nice to know you have citizenship to a country that has bigger guns than others ……and freedom to speak ……………… with my last blog people said to me you cant say that!..................... er…………. Yes I can …..er…….infact I just did…silly comment.

Others ask do I hate religions ……………… heck no …………. I love them as they are so funny I sometimes wonder if my undies will ever dry.

Freedom of speech is fun in so long as you remember the golden rule ……….. never use the “N” WORD and do not say the Jew are taking over the world …………. You let Congress point that out by the way they applaud Israel’s leader when he says he is happy to have peace as long as it can still own Palestine. 

Repeat after me ………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………. ………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…

Right now we sorted that out I think I am safe with my blog casts.

Still no religious war over my blogs as yet ………. Ho well must think of a new way to get some publicity.

……………………………………… My Vampire Love Life...................

Being a vampire it is quite normal to leap out at a guy at night in leather underwear and carrying a whip ……………………… it’s a vampire thing …ok?

Now I really very innocent when it comes to all your strange human perversions ………… true I sometime eat wearing a black plastic bag ….but that is not odd !!! ………..it is not my fault you human spurt your blood in all directions with just the smallest of bites …………………

I still can’t get over the idea of Furries and the modern fetish of dressing up as animals to make love.

Now knowing my nice loveable vampire character from my blogs ……Just think of what would happen if a boyfriend of mine ever asked me to put on a sheepskin bend over and bleat like a sheep !!!! while he drops his pants to get in tuned with his animal nature.

Well you know how it is, I am a little slow what with being a girl and all, so I would ask him to demonstrate to my how it is done…………. You do know what they say about a pen being mightier than the sword …………..don’t you?

Well it is so much how you think of using something which is small but hard and pointed ……….. bleat like a sheep er? …………..   I wonder what sort of operation a guy would need to remove a pen from his rectum ……….?

God loves my blog or I would not have so many hits on it…….. just past 5,000 … weeeeeeeeee

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

Er that’s the way religion works er? ...........you must have faith ..........

Look ....... Trust me I am a Vampire .................

For a change today I will pick on Christians, Rastafarians, Muslins and the female fashion industry …………….

RAPTURE ...................... its ok every one god did not miss you .........it is now set for October ........................

er one nasty thought to come to mind at this point is that it did happen and no one was saved and we are all in hell

.................... ho well look on the bright side I don't now have to worry about how to wash and blow-dry six foot of white wings ................... and Halo polishing would be such a chore …………

To make things fare I should not miss out the Rastafarians or people will say I only pick on the main religions ................ normally black people with platted hair which is never cut

........... look it is just an excuse to smoke drugs and never wash your hair............ I am surprised that the spell checker could even find you !

Did everyone find how to make a Burqa in my last blog useful ? yes if u r really ugly then this is for u if not a guy will take one look at you and turn homosexual and you do not want that on your conscious now do you?

A Burqa is gods way of telling you that you are ugly ................ it is written in the holy books in ball point pen so must be true

And before anyone says about the virtues of wearing a Hijab I have it of very good information (those that wear them) that it make your hair very oily and drop out

........... so another of Gods commands er? ............ I am god and so women should be bald!

Sorry I am only joking about being Ugly to wear a Burqa .........

………….. the way guys are and the reports of them finding sheep so sexually enduring I say don’t worry about your looks just have your burqa made out of black wool and bleat a few times ............and I am sure you will keep you guy more than sexually content ……………… see my blog on Ferries