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Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

Er that’s the way religion works er? ...........you must have faith ..........

Look ....... Trust me I am a Vampire .................

For a change today I will pick on Christians, Rastafarians, Muslins and the female fashion industry …………….

RAPTURE ...................... its ok every one god did not miss you .........it is now set for October ........................

er one nasty thought to come to mind at this point is that it did happen and no one was saved and we are all in hell

.................... ho well look on the bright side I don't now have to worry about how to wash and blow-dry six foot of white wings ................... and Halo polishing would be such a chore …………

To make things fare I should not miss out the Rastafarians or people will say I only pick on the main religions ................ normally black people with platted hair which is never cut

........... look it is just an excuse to smoke drugs and never wash your hair............ I am surprised that the spell checker could even find you !

Did everyone find how to make a Burqa in my last blog useful ? yes if u r really ugly then this is for u if not a guy will take one look at you and turn homosexual and you do not want that on your conscious now do you?

A Burqa is gods way of telling you that you are ugly ................ it is written in the holy books in ball point pen so must be true

And before anyone says about the virtues of wearing a Hijab I have it of very good information (those that wear them) that it make your hair very oily and drop out

........... so another of Gods commands er? ............ I am god and so women should be bald!

Sorry I am only joking about being Ugly to wear a Burqa .........

………….. the way guys are and the reports of them finding sheep so sexually enduring I say don’t worry about your looks just have your burqa made out of black wool and bleat a few times ............and I am sure you will keep you guy more than sexually content ……………… see my blog on Ferries

It is Gods will and Good for a Girl to Wear a Burqa

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

It is Gods will and Good for a Girl to Wear a Burqa and if you have a body that needs to wear Drop Crotch Trousers then please do us all a favor and hide it in the Burqa black sack! Now !!!!

Have you seen this new fashion ………DROP CRUTCH TROUSERS FOR GIRLS ….. And they are UGLY !!!!!! 

http://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/trousers/drop-crotch-trousers_217603961?extcam=FBA_2011_FAC_FED_002&tmcampid=94&tmad=c&tmplaceref=FBA_2011_FAC_FED_002

Guys would be more turned on by you wearing a Niqab and dark glasses before seeing you in one of these !

As I said before .............Trust me I am a Vampire ……………….. if this is your body shape then a Burqa is what you need:

For the Good of society please cover yourself up ......and now!

This is How to make a Burqa :....................

The burqa is a facial garment worn by women of some Islamic traditions. It may cover the entire body (where normal clothing is worn underneath), the whole face or worn around the face. In stricter traditions, women must wear it whenever they go out in public, and only remove it when they are in their own households. More liberal traditions allow women to wear it similar to a hood, where the face is fully shown. This article will guide you on how to make such a garment.

o                                1

Cut your selected material to one of two lengths: 28 inches wide by 60 inches, or 28 inches by 78 inches. You may cut this yourself with fabric scissors or have it cut at a fabric store.

o                                2

Sew the edges of your fabric. You may do this by hand, but it is recommended that you use a sewing machine. This will seal the edges of the burqa so that it does not fray or unravel.

o                                3

Place the fabric over your head, with one side longer (about 30 percent) than the other. Pin the fabric under your chin. Place the longer side over your other shoulder.

o                                4

Take the length you placed over your shoulder and put it up against (or even above) your ear. Pin this length behind your head, tight enough so that it does not loosen during normal movement.

o                                5

The extra length hanging behind your head is up to you to style. You may keep it there to hang or wrap it around your neck. You may also drape it over your shoulder.

 

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