Do not have Sex with members of other races!

Do not have Sex with members of other races! 

Now as a Vampire I kinda have problems trying to keep ahead of what you call Race issues…………………..

So the bags of blood come in different coloured containers …………… what is the point of that if the colour coding does not match a blood group chart !  ………….. Look how can I put this nicely ………

……… WILL YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH DIFFERENT RACES !!!!!! ………

.. It is very inconvenient! Stick to your own colours! God colour coded you for a reason, and that is you will know who breeds with whom.

So Stop it, you are more like Rabbits than Apes………… it is hard enough finding a blood type you like without you swapping all the coloured labels around just to confuse and fool me!!!

Looking Asian I have to look carefully at the Bloggers rule book ….and I see that I have to be careful on what I say ….er………..in RACE I can not use the N Word………… in case Americans see it and faint ……………. Can I use the full Latin name…..does that count? ………….. So funny you should see what Chinese call the white races…………

The nice ones I expect you know:………

Red Beards,  (and no I don’t know why)

Long Noses, (well you do have long noses …..sorry but you should have noticed before you started sticking them in to other countries)

Barbarians (er …………. this one is very true you should see how a western restaurant tries to cook prawn noodles) 

Foreign Devils (perhaps due to the strange gods you have ……… our culture is a lot older than yours and so by the time we were getting used to Zeus and his family you up and changed to the dress wearing gods of Christianity and Islamality  ………… )

As the not so nice names……………. Hehehehehehe ….but very descriptive ……. It is always so funny when white people think they are the only race intolerant lot in the world…….

Yee by the Gods am I under stress at the moment………. Just had my new book finished being edited and now I have to worry about it going to print.

Take a look at its amazon link

http://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Night-Life-Amy-Mah/dp/1874192618/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1337077433&sr=8-4

Vampire by Amy Mah

In today's world it is difficult for everyone, teenagers especially. The stresses of school, deciding who to date, and the biggie...sex are just a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse and you might get an idea of what it's like growing up being a Vampire. At last the world can read of the diary of a girl with good teeth and the youngest member of the Pink Bat family does have very good sharp teeth. Adults want her to walk about in 18c nightdress all day without wearing underwear And with such cold winds blowing along the corridors - - - well that is so not going to happen. And as to guys well it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys - - - - . Just that she wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.

DON'T READ THIS !!!!!!

Wooooooooooooow it is getting darker and the children of the night come out to play

What the news? Well Fb want me to tell them my age again as I may be too young…. Er?

Look let me own up and tell everyone I am over 14 ……….yes ok so my spelling is crap but it is true I am over 14 read what I talk about ………...like sex ………. Heck if I was 14 in this current society I would know a lot more about sex than I do ……..well its true……………

Most of the time I frighten and upset people and never know why ……………..ho I am told my blogs scare the crap out of the readers ……..er……...like what do I say ?

All the stuff I talk about or show is freely available on the Internet and most things I get are from youtube and wikipeadia ……plus a few adverts ………..

People say I hate religions …….well mostly I hated having to write so many papers on current mythology at university ………… yes I am over 14 ! …….no I don’t hate religions ………I don’t like a lot of the believers but that is different ………….and before you ask …think I expect Hitler when to church and we all know he had belief ………..his major belief was that all jews were evil and should be killed ..well it is a belief………..

And I don’t think you should have laws to stop beliefs ………… like there are people that believe the mass killing of jews in the 1940s did not happen …..well it is a belief and just as crazy as some of the other beliefs about ……….now before you ask it is not one of mine …………look at the evidence of course lots of jews were murdered in Europe in lot of nasty ways ….and there is a law to stop people saying it is not so …………that is a bit daft tp me and a waste of time better just to laugh and point at them in the street. …………….. look moron !!!

But belief is dangerous so perhaps a blanket ban on all public belief…………… there you are sorted ………………. Ok so a God can personally come and object but he will need to fill out the correct forms and have a letter form his doctor saying he is sane ………………… look read some holy books and then tell me if the gods in them are sane!

So belief is not correct just because of the number of believers there are……… now some of the religions are not listening

I said: 

belief is not correct just because of the number of believers you have.

Think about the world being round, the Greeks proved it over 2500 years ago but no we would not take a Greek as being any good with numbers so for hundreds of years the major belief was that the earth was FLAT …………… and before you get too smug thinking well they were not that bright just remember we are talking about your great great grandparents here.

Mind you seeing that if you walk towards the horizon it moves away from you it will prove one of two things you have a lot of body odour or the earth is round………so take a wash and try it again!

PROBLEM!!!

I have just noticed I may not have upset people so must think of something:

Here goes:

How sex sells a camra? ........................

            Still more?  Ok ok ok   sex and violence this clip has both

And Lastly Religion ............... look see I dont make this up.......

How to manage a guy without breaking his fingers on the first date

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Want to see a very funny guide on what to do with a guy .................... try this is is is is is  very funny !!!!

A Girls Guide to Guys (Meeting them managing them and all that love stuff) with lots of manga art by the same artist that did mine

I will attach a few links for you to see what I am saying:

 The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century.

What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...Well now they do!

A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again. Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered.

But how do you use this brilliant little tool?

Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step. But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about.

Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends.

Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys.

They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes. Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful.

But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them.

Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping! To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market.

Good luck and happy shopping!

www.gabby-guides.com

http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Meeting-Managing/dp/1874192049/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1318164288&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Paperback-ebook/dp/B005TAHO8M/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=A7B2F8DUJ88VZ

Look inside the book free:

http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guide-Guys-Paperback-ebook/dp/B005TAHO8M/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=A7B2F8DUJ88VZ#reader_B005TAHO8M

Please find below  the early buy links for this title :

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005TAHO8M

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005TAHO8M

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