Showing posts with label virginity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label virginity. Show all posts

Monday, August 5, 2013

Virginity Checks Protest in Georgia




 Virginity Checks Protest in Georgia




Feminists have staged protests outside a clinic in the Georgian capital Tbilisi, which reportedly performs examinations in order to issue "virginity certificates" for brides-to-be.
According to local channel Imedi TV, the service is offered for 175 lari (£69) or twice as much for a faster result.
It adds the majority of women are brought to the National Forensic Bureau clinic in the former Soviet state by relatives – most commonly their future mother-in-laws.



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Feminists protest at the National Forensic Bureau in Tbilisi, Georgia
The clinic is rumoured to perform up to 200 virginity checks each year. According to IBI Times, the inspections also look for signs of cancer and other ailments related to the female reproductive system.
"In many cases, they leave very happy when they find out the truth, that is, if the truth is acceptable to them," Imedi TV quoted the bureau's medical expert Eka Chavieslshvill as saying.
Although the clinic's own staff were quoted in the report, the independent practice has denied it issues such certificates, and insists it only carries out examinations under court orders, for example to establish whether rape or sexual violence has taken place,Euro News reports.
But protester Etuna Nogaidely told ITN: “Although the staff insisted that they do not issue such documents, using my own logic, I can say that if they work with individual clients, logically they can issue some kind of document after such a test.”
The rally was organised by the Independent Georgian Feminists group, which accuses the clinic of encouraging the "harmful tradition" of considering an intact hymen as "an indicator of a woman's chastity," Ria Novosti writes.
The preservation of virginity before marriage for women is deeply entrenched in the Orthodox Christian eastern European country.
But the same cannot be said for men.
"We have two morals in this country: one for men and another for women," Tbilisi State University Gender Studies Professor Nino Javakhishvili told EurasiaNet.
Of the taboo commonly referred to by Georgians as "the virginity institute", he added: "Premarital sex is not only tolerated, but even encouraged for men, while it is frowned upon for women."






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NOW You will pleased to know that you will not have to remove your underwear to even prove you are female to be able to buy one of my funny vampire books for girls 

We will just check your teeth!


I do not know why but no one has noticed  in my books vampires are Asian Vampires ... 


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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



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Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).








Wednesday, December 14, 2011

15 Crazy things about Vaginas

15 Crazy things about Vaginas


Just look what someone just sent me by email, he yes it was a he sent me this article and here I am wondering just what he is doing reading this sort of stuff in the first place, I know a clear case of Virginal envy! Well I learned a few new things from it ………. 8000 nerve  endings ! ……wow……… and a guy has only 4000 and some religions even cuts some of them off!   Yes guys you are sometimes a little stupid ………………………. heheheheh did i say little stupid ...........er................. mega dumb !!!!

What’s up down there?
Last month, I finally finished my 20-city book tour to promote What's Up Down There? Questions You'd Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend (Woo-hoo! Trumpets blare! Cymbals crash! Phew). But I realized that I never posted a juicy post that I wrote in the fall at the beginning of the tour... and gals, is it a good one. Did you hear the story of how CBSNews.com asked me to write this post -- "15 Crazy Things About Vaginas" -- for their website on the launch day of my book? They had posted "15 Crazy Things About Sperm" and it was wildly popular. So they figured they'd play nice in the sandbox and give us girls our time in the limelight.
And then, after it had been up on their website for about an hour, some suit in corporate made them pull it.
"Too saucy." You can read the whole crazy-making story here.
Anyway, I never did get around to posting what I wrote for them. So here you go.

15 things I bet you never knew about vajayjays. 
It's amazing how much misinformation is out there about the vagina. Given how fascinated our society is with the female body, you'd think we'd be a little more informed. But from what I discovered while soliciting questions for my book What's Up Down There? Questions You'd Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend, many of us still have a lot to learn.

To help out, I've compiled a few things you may not know about the female genitalia.

  1. Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.
  2. There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
  3. The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.
  4. The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.
  5. Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.
  6. Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")
  7. You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.
  8. The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.
  9. While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.
  10. The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.
  11. Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.
  12. Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.
  13. Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
  14. Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.
  15. Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!

There you go. There you have it. It's important to know this kind of stuff, because you can't truly love all of yourself until you love and understand your girly parts. We talk about the eyeball or the elbow or the big toe. Why not talk about the vagina? Plus, the vagina is way more interesting than the pinky finger or the belly button. The vagina is the creator of life and the portal of pleasure. But it's also where we carry many traumas -- menstrual cramps, childbirth trauma, molestation, rape, abortion, and painful gynecological exams. If we don't release these traumas, they back up and manifest in a whole host of health conditions like depression and chronic pelvic pain. We must talk about our girly parts to liberate them.

The more we know, the more we're empowered to live life out loud, love fully, and really rock this life.
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So there you have it.

Can you believe that these 15 facts caused such a hullaballoo? What do you think? Did you learn anything new? Have any more fun vajayjay facts to share? What do you think about how "sperm trumps vagina" and that this article was pulled? (It still rattles me...)
I had such a great time on tour talking with women about their yonis, these sacred sources of vitality and power. Big hugs to everyone whom I met on tour, who has read What's Up Down There, and who continues to bring vaginas out of the closet!


 By Lissa Rankin, M.D. on April 8, 2011








Sunday, October 30, 2011

DON'T READ THIS !!!!!!

Wooooooooooooow it is getting darker and the children of the night come out to play

What the news? Well Fb want me to tell them my age again as I may be too young…. Er?

Look let me own up and tell everyone I am over 14 ……….yes ok so my spelling is crap but it is true I am over 14 read what I talk about ………...like sex ………. Heck if I was 14 in this current society I would know a lot more about sex than I do ……..well its true……………

Most of the time I frighten and upset people and never know why ……………..ho I am told my blogs scare the crap out of the readers ……..er……...like what do I say ?

All the stuff I talk about or show is freely available on the Internet and most things I get are from youtube and wikipeadia ……plus a few adverts ………..

People say I hate religions …….well mostly I hated having to write so many papers on current mythology at university ………… yes I am over 14 ! …….no I don’t hate religions ………I don’t like a lot of the believers but that is different ………….and before you ask …think I expect Hitler when to church and we all know he had belief ………..his major belief was that all jews were evil and should be killed ..well it is a belief………..

And I don’t think you should have laws to stop beliefs ………… like there are people that believe the mass killing of jews in the 1940s did not happen …..well it is a belief and just as crazy as some of the other beliefs about ……….now before you ask it is not one of mine …………look at the evidence of course lots of jews were murdered in Europe in lot of nasty ways ….and there is a law to stop people saying it is not so …………that is a bit daft tp me and a waste of time better just to laugh and point at them in the street. …………….. look moron !!!

But belief is dangerous so perhaps a blanket ban on all public belief…………… there you are sorted ………………. Ok so a God can personally come and object but he will need to fill out the correct forms and have a letter form his doctor saying he is sane ………………… look read some holy books and then tell me if the gods in them are sane!

So belief is not correct just because of the number of believers there are……… now some of the religions are not listening

I said: 
belief is not correct just because of the number of believers you have.

Think about the world being round, the Greeks proved it over 2500 years ago but no we would not take a Greek as being any good with numbers so for hundreds of years the major belief was that the earth was FLAT …………… and before you get too smug thinking well they were not that bright just remember we are talking about your great great grandparents here.

Mind you seeing that if you walk towards the horizon it moves away from you it will prove one of two things you have a lot of body odour or the earth is round………so take a wash and try it again!

PROBLEM!!!

I have just noticed I may not have upset people so must think of something:


Here goes:


How sex sells a camra? ........................




            Still more?  Ok ok ok   sex and violence this clip has both


And Lastly Religion ............... look see I dont make this up.......


Monday, May 16, 2011

Amy Mah and the small print in being rewarded in the after life with 100 virgins


Amy Mah and the small print in being rewarded in the after life with 100 virgins

Ok Ok I should own up it is only fair I tell you poor creatures the truth; and that is with these blogs I am studying you.

Yes I am analyzing how you react to them when I point out your strange behavior patterns, which I will analyze and do a report for my lords and masters on the vampire high council.

It is all for a good cause as the Vampire high council like to keep a loving and caring control of such a tasty food supply as humans, and it is so strange that you think of us a monsters when we spend most of the time trying to stop you killing yourself off ……………. Think of it as owning a food shop where the food is suicidal ………… bread rolls throwing themselves under a passing shopping trolly ……. That sort of thing………..You are such hard work at times!    

As a normal young vampire girl I do get some strange comments at times from my readers, which I must warn you are passed to a higher order………….. er………well to my cat Tarqin and my Aunt mostly ……….. but ……….it is all being logged for the high council to read in the future.

Such as:

The Christian Mothers group which informed me that I was the child of the Devil are wrong as I asked my Aunt and she explained how a Mom and Dad that really love each other get married and then they ………….. ick……… well it must have been like only the once as I have no brothers or sisters …………… 

Then the hate mail saying I hate Muslins………… er………….you are just food why should I hate you?   it is like saying you hate chocolate because of the colour wrapper…………. I know being humans you are very slow at times but you must see the films! You are walking snacks !!!

I may point out some of your ideas are a little ….er……..inventive at times but you should not take this as criticism as I do not care that you can look forward to having as many virgins as you like in this life you are still just a snack bag of blood to me…………..

I have it on very good advice that it is quite true that what ever religion you are if you kill yourself as a martyr by blowing up inicent women and children you will be rewarded after death with 100 sex starved virgins to spend your eternal time in paradise with                 

………… er……….. this is all true as I said  …….. but did you read the small print? ……..

The 100 sex staved virgins are all MALE and you will spend eternity as a GIRL tending to their needs  ……hehehehehehe……… have fun………..

If you are looking for a religion I have found someone to help you take a look:


 












 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Having a Goddess help sell your Virginity

I think you could get away with it if you did not have the pic of the Goddess on her butt!........ as you are sitting on the goddess face..............
  
She could even have the image on the front of the bikini as the goddess would either protect a girls virginity or make sure she gets a good price for it    ..............  Well everything is a saleable commodity ..................


Now to rearly upset things how about having a range of Under Shorts for Gay Guys with pics of Christ Or Mohamid
on them..................


Why I say undershorts and not swimwear is that with swimwear there would be lots of blood on the beech and with Undershorts by the time one guy has asked another guy to remove his pants .........pics of a god would be the last thing on his mind....................





Click below for story:

http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2011/05/10/lisa-blue-swimming-costume-causing-outrage-among-hindus/