Fashion and (not) showing men that you have to offer.
All girls know that on a date you can wear a very low cut top or a very short skirt but never at the same time! Your Mom would have said this when you were 14 the reason is:
You have to save something for the second date.
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Some extra advice on what is too low or what is too short is as follows so listen carefully:
A top is cut slightly too low when You have to paint Your nipples to match your nail varnish.
(Warning do not use nail varnish, don’t say I didn’t warn you!)
A skirt is way too short when you have to colour coordinate your underwear with your shoes.
Look try finding pink shoes with teddy bears on them in a size 3.
Oh my word Amy. I can't stop laughing. You are too much girl. Your momma didn't raise no fool!!!!
ReplyDeleteIts TRUE .............. U try finding pick shoes with teddy bears on them let alone ones with small pink bats! ........... shoeshops R so limited with stock !!!!!!!!!!1
ReplyDeleteThey have no idea what true fashion really is, do they?
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