We all remember the adds about the wonder bra ……………. When I first saw one it ran away and hid under the counter knowing that with my assets it would have to work far too hard to make any difference………….. But has anyone seen this?
It is called a ……….. Miracle body-shaper ………and it promises perfect hour-glass figure
Does your tummy look more Christmas pud than pancake flat? You could always invest in Ultimo's latest body-shaping underwear, which claims to increase your chest by two cup sizes - and slim down the waist and stomach.
Described as the world's most advanced underwear.
The V-shape body also features a thong bottom to avoid visible lines and perspex straps for wearing under revealing party dresses.
Has anyone tried one?............. up two cup sizes? ………. So I can at long last move up from preteen tops and trainer bras!................ok…….. ok ….an exaggeration ………...but over developed I am not ……………. ……..
Well the button thong is a good idea I have worn things that have put me on a waterless diet for fear of ever succeeding in getting a fashionably item off in time before I find out if it is waterproof or not ………….. some washrooms have such tiny cubicles that for the nose you are making getting everything off in a hurry..well ………. it sounds like you are practicing for the mile high club,,,………….. Mile high club? ……….. Er ……..that’s means having sex on an aircraft over 1 mile high and in the tiny washroom cubicle it can not be fun ………….No I Have Not………Or Plan to! Before you ask!!! Just what would happen if you got pregnant? My maid Bambi was conceived while her parents watched (er….didn’t watch) the Disney film of the same name. Just what would you name the child? PanAir 747 economy class? Just think how they would suffer at school.
Have you ever noticed that the one's looking so good in the body wear didn't need them to start with. You can't flatten a stomach that isn't there. Secondly' you can't increase a bust line that is taut and perky to begin with. Get real!! Do these advertisers think we are that stupid? Well, I guess someone is because they sell. :-)
ReplyDelete...........lol..................... trueeeeeeeeeeeeee ........ hehehehe
ReplyDeletethey will need to throw in a couple of pairs of socks if they want me to go up 2 cup sizes ........... lol..........
ReplyDeleteYour publisher is going to ban me from talking to you! You know this, don't you?
ReplyDeleteWe wont tell him then ...hehehehe ......... did you know on facebook someone put on my wall that this in porn ! they even said it was a video of two lesbians having sex on an aircraft! er I think it is a blog and the two girls in the pic are the same girl ........... I am sure porn is not like this, the worst you could call it is rude girl humor.
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