Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts

Monday, September 14, 2015

How to show your NIPPLES off for public display




The former Harry Potter star narrowly avoided a full scale nip slip, thanks to a well-placed, stick-on, nude jelly nipple cover (that's what we're calling it, anyway) as her dress did its best to expose her boob.

Take a look here

http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Silicone-Nipple-Covers-Pasties/dp/B00428ZHRC

OK a good idea when you do not want to wear a bra ... and a great way to stop nipple rub soreness ...


..... But with a dress like that shown here it is more like framing them for public display ....




The only advantage is at least she will not go all nipply due to the cold .........

Emma was on the red carpet for the premiere of her new film The Perks Of Being A Wallflower when her left breast made a dash for it.





Stick-On Jelly Nipples ................... yes? so you can stick a fake nipple over a real nipple so guys can get excited over seeing a nipple?


Do they come in different racial colours? But it says they are nude or transparent which is a bit pointless well not quite pointless and the real point can still be seen


Click herehttp://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/11/emma-watson-nip-slip-the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower_n_1873138.html?ncid=wsc-ukhf-celebrity-headline&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false


hi just to remind my readers that I do book features on my blog, book advertising is always so expensive so I offer a free service My blog has over 38,000 hits and a large following, am what I do is lots of book features as well as life as a teenage vampire. Send me a book cover pic, book blub and details on where it can be purchased along with author details and photo etc........ any thing that will make it good reading and i will do a book feature on it. my email is: amymahvampire@aol.com  In return all I ask is that you help publicise my books in anyway you can such as also doing a feature on your blog on my books. 










A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.






Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).













Review of Vampire by Amy Mah

Since the author of this unusual and humorous book is herself unusual and a bit off the charts, I am doing something a little different with this review. Of course, I mean that in the most loving way. You don't doubt me, do you, Mistress Amelia? I think it is necessary to give a brief account of how our Amy sees herself and her writing. This is borrowed from Amy's blog with some minor editing on my part. Clears throat! 

The author, Amelia Mah, is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire. Following the success of her first book, "FANGS RULE A Girls Guide to being a Vampire," she has now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel. Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long. She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy.

Below you will find the full color illustrated version of Vampire by Amy Mah. The edition that I read was the first printing and was not illustrated. Since I love the new version, I have decided to share that with you. 


Vampire
Amy Mah
Reardon Publishing
ISBN 9781874192619

   This is not your typical vampire story where vampires are jumping in bed with humans or are entangled with werewolves for one reason or another. This is the story of a teenage vampire who is just trying to survive in her day to day existence. It is humorous and will make you laugh out loud when  Amy is just being her own unique self. She has a way with words that is like no other. This book gives us insight as to how how Amy meets her boyfriend Max and becomes best friends with his sister Ice, who were introduced in her first book. Amy is so outrageous that you can't help fall in love with her. I'm sure she would have something to say about that... No matter! The book is a delight and if you are into the strange and unusual, you must get your copy and see for yourself. You better get a copy unless you want to hear from the author. She has her own version of bending you to her will. In all seriousness, get your copy, it is a great book.
    Disclosure: I received a copy from the publisher for reviewing purposes.

I give Vampire 5 out of 5 stars   

Links: 
www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm and can be found on the amazon US and UK sites.








Sunday, October 21, 2012

Horror for Halloween always comes with boobies




Having nice firm little boobies and getting murdered by a machine

You can tell it is a horror movie by the girls taking their tops off. 

I am getting worse when i look into a plot like am I the only person that examines the plot like in the RING when by accident someone watches a dvd that says at the end 
.............................................
no not at the beginning so you could stop but at the end


If you watch this you will die

OK what is the point of putting a death warning after you see it? it would be like YouTube billing you for watching a video clip but only tell you they now want payment after you have watched by mistake some 1970s B list band that someone recorded without sound !!!!..........


You must remember the film called the RING people pass this tape around to each other saying look at this and die..............

Everyone watching this film will die in one week by having a wet girl climb out of your TV ........


.......er yes ok ....rearly?  ...sigh like I I watch that by mistake would I be the only one to then put it on YouTube with a heading 

FREE NAKED GIRL PORN for the fun of having some evil little brat of a soggy wet girl start trying to crawl out of millions of collage guys laptops being watched late at night by mega horny Guys which are more likely to whip her panties off and play hide the sausage than sit back and get killed...

heheheheheheeh also think of her trying to get more than a few fingers out of a smart phone ........ kill viewers?!!!! the best she could do is poke them in the eye!


.......like please some logic in a plot would be nice



Nipple count in horror movies


As your normal girl next door type of vampire I have normal likings and that means horror movies but the ones I have recently viewed are how can I put it in a polite way?

…………… Crap ……………..

Just viewed one called  “The Beyond” and I gave up on the plot as I could not find it, perhaps the directors could do a printed program with it explaining what is going on like they do with opera.

It started badly with the idea of prophesises being written down in the book of Eiban 4000 years ago …………. What ? and in what language would that be ?



And like with how many translations along the way ………ye gods have they not heard of Chinese whispers after a few translations it could have once been a recipe for chicken soup and now talks of the 7 entrances to Hell and all in the USA.

4000 years is like before hell existed if you don’t believe me read the holy books as they can put a date on it.  


The next movie to cross my eyes was “Cowboys and Zombies” and it was one of the nipple count type horror films and if anyone is interested the number is 2 per girl.



The Plot?  Ok ……..



Im going to sell you so take your top off.

Your top is dirty so take it off.

You are alone in the woods so take your
top off.

You are covered in green blood so take your top off.

Look there is a zombie so take your top off.


Now if you want some good entertainment buy my book:   www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

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Final destination series ..................

I am coming to now believe that horror films are designed for the high school audience as I am finding them too young for me ………………

No not the horror side with body parts that’s just as yucky as ever but the plots or rather the lack of them and how they can take the same weak plot over 6 movies and a food franchise.

Yes on the TV last night was Final Destination 3  ………………….

I expect everyone knows the plot from movie 1 and 2 and that is someone has a premonition that something bad is going to happen and by refusing to get on a plane or a dangerous ride that was going to kill her she saves the lives of a dozen or some friends and this upsets FATE big time and the world now starts to kill everyone in the order they should have died …………. Er like that is going to put things right some of the people take up to six months to get killed by an accident like being eaten by a elephant in Alaska …………….

And like to blow up two trains and kill about 300 people to finish off the last 4 survivors is a little OTT and very spiteful ……………

As to people dieing I still think the two 17 year old girls could not be burnt to death in 3 min on a tanning bed………….

What does it tan with lasers?   The manufactures would do better making weapons for the military.

Yes I know it was the only way to get two teenage girls to strip off in front of the camera …

How to cheat Fate? well one of the films said you could do it by getting pregnant ..........er sorry guys Fate is kinda sexist you would have a few basic problems playing this stay alive card and does it work only while you are pregnant? they do not say but after having 15 kids in 15 years I kinda expect you would not care to continue to cheat fate..............  


The other way is to kill someone to take there life span .............muuuuum ....... so its killing a few people or having to life off food stamps with your dozen screaming kids ..welllllllll ok how much to buy a gun?

FATE thinks it can stop the butterfly effect by going on a murder spree killing hundreds ………..yes like that would be a cleaver idea I don’t think…………..   

What to do in this situation ………….well FATE does not want the world to be effected having people alive that should have died ………and will kill everyone in the order they should have died…………..  and no way to stop it

So there you are the last one on the list and you know you are going to get killed in a messy way so the world is not changed ………well then go out in a way to piss FATE off …..easy

Buy life insurance and make bets on a fast odd death on everyone of your group of 12 then when the first one dies you then use the money to up the bets on the others …………..

By the 3rd person dieing you will be able to hire a company to place the bets for you by the time the 6th person dies the news media and the police will be looking into it and they will all be perfect accidents with you hundreds of miles away waiting to be struck by a meteorite ……………

FATE has to kill in order it has to its fate so the money is pilling in …………..think about it the money does not just double like the famous pennies on a stair case no it goes supper mega like by person number 10 every gambling place in the world is taking bets in fact you will own most of them as well as all the stock markets as you are now a international player ………………… now ok so you will still dies by being struck by a meteorite while deep sea swimming ……but what a way to go with a finger up to FATE …..so it needs to kill us so nothing changes …..yes right I was the richest person in the world at number 6 by the time its my turn to go I will own the whole planet !!!!

So you kill me and my friends so the world does not change …er …yea right ……………. .hehehehehehe

I think I will have Switzerland as my tomb stone and have the whole country gold plated perhaps a little memorial garden like the whole of Florida …heck while we are at it lets reshape the outline of Australia to look like me from space.  


Look come and read my books the plots are a lot better ………and plenty of boobies....er they are mostly covered by clothing but they are there 










Sunday, September 16, 2012

Kate and Pipa Middleton have boobs and bottoms take a look


Kate and Pipa Middleton have Boobs! 
Yes and Boobies with Nipples!




Well it was quite a shock for me to learn today that the

 Middleton Sisters both own boobies


complete with nipples! And a set

 of them for each girl   !!!!!!!!!!





And this has also come as a shock across the world to the media so now magazines are fighting over the chance to show people this strange body part.






As someone who surprisingly owns a pair of her own …..yes I do ….I looked in the mirror to check just this morning ………and no you can’t see them ….






Look guys go ask your Mom it is like normal for 50% of adults, more if you count in the fat guys with moobs.

So like everyone else on the internet I had better show you the pics

As to why well ???? WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Mostly to also advertise my book of life as a female vampire and yes one with BOOBIES and NIPPLES !!!!

If you like boobs then lots of the characters I write about have them and the undead Maids love to bounce about showing them off.

And yes female vampire are vary dangerous ! none of the Maids wear a bra and I am sure that one day one of the more gifted ones will take someone’s eye out when turning around fast.

Yes Yes Yes I have added some Middleton boobs for you to gawk at but in the hope you will like my books ...............

Look my books are funny, take a look even the author has nipples and you must like boobs and nipples or you would not be reading this page .................


Vampire is a story of not fitting in and being at a time of life where a girl wants to fit in. It's about a girl that tries to be normal but slowly discovers she is not....and is in fact a vampire...not a vampire though that you would find in the films. Published by Reardon Publishing. http://www.FangsRule.com - ISBN 9781874192626


www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Editorial Reviews

About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).



kate make a boob over middleton topless beach pictures


Shock Kate Middleton has nipples!

Topless Photos of her Boobs




Kate Middleton





An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a 

French publication in printing topless 

photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was 

reported today.




Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo 

special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 

on holiday in the south of France, to run in an 

edition next week, said the BBC.


The move comes despite St James's Palace 

describing the publication of the photos of Kate in 

French magazine Closer yesterday as a 

'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of 

privacy, and the announcement that the royal 

couple will sue its publishers.

Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that 

these are the future rulers of England makes the 

article more interesting and topical.


'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a 

completely natural way the daily life of a very 

famous, young and modern couple in love.'

Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are 

published by the Mondadori media group, which 

is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio 

Berlusconi.


The British edition of Closer has distanced itself 

from the decision made by its French counterpart, 

which is run by a different company.








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A Funny sexy book on teenage life when you own boobs and you are also a vampire!

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Editorial Reviews

About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).