How to show your NIPPLES off for public display

The former Harry Potter star narrowly avoided a full scale nip slip, thanks to a well-placed, stick-on, nude jelly nipple cover (that's what we're calling it, anyway) as her dress did its best to expose her boob.

Take a look here

http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Silicone-Nipple-Covers-Pasties/dp/B00428ZHRC

OK a good idea when you do not want to wear a bra ... and a great way to stop nipple rub soreness ...

..... But with a dress like that shown here it is more like framing them for public display ....

The only advantage is at least she will not go all nipply due to the cold .........

Emma was on the red carpet for the premiere of her new film The Perks Of Being A Wallflower when her left breast made a dash for it.

Stick-On Jelly Nipples ................... yes? so you can stick a fake nipple over a real nipple so guys can get excited over seeing a nipple?


Do they come in different racial colours? But it says they are nude or transparent which is a bit pointless well not quite pointless and the real point can still be seen


Click herehttp://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/11/emma-watson-nip-slip-the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower_n_1873138.html?ncid=wsc-ukhf-celebrity-headline&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Amelia Mah




hi just to remind my readers that I do book features on my blog, book advertising is always so expensive so I offer a free service My blog has over 38,000 hits and a large following, am what I do is lots of book features as well as life as a teenage vampire. Send me a book cover pic, book blub and details on where it can be purchased along with author details and photo etc........ any thing that will make it good reading and i will do a book feature on it. my email is: amymahvampire@aol.com  In return all I ask is that you help publicise my books in anyway you can such as also doing a feature on your blog on my books. 

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Review of Vampire by Amy Mah

Since the author of this unusual and humorous book is herself unusual and a bit off the charts, I am doing something a little different with this review. Of course, I mean that in the most loving way. You don't doubt me, do you, Mistress Amelia? I think it is necessary to give a brief account of how our Amy sees herself and her writing. This is borrowed from Amy's blog with some minor editing on my part. Clears throat! 

The author, Amelia Mah, is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire. Following the success of her first book, "FANGS RULE A Girls Guide to being a Vampire," she has now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel. Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long. She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy.

Below you will find the full color illustrated version of Vampire by Amy Mah. The edition that I read was the first printing and was not illustrated. Since I love the new version, I have decided to share that with you. 

Vampire

Amy Mah

Reardon Publishing

ISBN 9781874192619

   This is not your typical vampire story where vampires are jumping in bed with humans or are entangled with werewolves for one reason or another. This is the story of a teenage vampire who is just trying to survive in her day to day existence. It is humorous and will make you laugh out loud when  Amy is just being her own unique self. She has a way with words that is like no other. This book gives us insight as to how how Amy meets her boyfriend Max and becomes best friends with his sister Ice, who were introduced in her first book. Amy is so outrageous that you can't help fall in love with her. I'm sure she would have something to say about that... No matter! The book is a delight and if you are into the strange and unusual, you must get your copy and see for yourself. You better get a copy unless you want to hear from the author. She has her own version of bending you to her will. In all seriousness, get your copy, it is a great book.

    Disclosure: I received a copy from the publisher for reviewing purposes.

I give Vampire 5 out of 5 stars   

Links: 

www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm and can be found on the amazon US and UK sites.

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Swimming Naked with Whales

Swimming Naked with Whales

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html

Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment.

Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits.

The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade.

Belugas are famed for the way in which their faces are able to convey human-like expressions. Certainly Matrena and Nilma seemed to enjoy frolicking with Natalia. 

The taming of the whales happened in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far north-west of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dophinarium.

An area of the sea is enclosed  to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world — a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel. 

Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier.

And before anyone says anything no I am not racist, I am the wrong colour to be racist it is just cultural pointing out the stuff I do you know like keeping slaves or believing it is a god given right if American to own so many guns you could start your own war, nothing wrong at all it is just cultural

Like I went swimming today and HMG it was like swimming with whales’ ……….. god are some people fat! ………. Well they are!

On my next visit I am going to take a harpoon gun with me just for self defence .............

and I am sure I saw Captain Ahab standing on the side of the pool.

And what is it with people swimming in groups chatting as they swim! It is like being in a traffic jam without a horn to honk.

The next thing will be waterproof cell phones so you can text as you swim.

Or perhaps video conference

Then on the way out I saw the poster ………

Eeeck they were taking booking for the naturist nights.

Yes swimming in the NUDE !!! it would not be like the movies I mean so much white flesh all I could think of was Beluga Whales

Now for my adverts 

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FANGS RULE

A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

VAMPIRE 

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

www.fangsrule.com/buy1.htm

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Naked Demon Girl Seen in Mega Store ! Going shopping in the Nude

Naked Demon Girl Seen in 

Mega Store!

Still think a Blog title relates to the text?

Boy are you dumb.

As my books says being a vampire is not easy, 

it is not all dressing in black and spending a

fortune in dental floss

Some times I think I am a round peg sort of 

person living in a sq hole world, to day the 

local mega store had a sale on light bulbs so I

 got 15.

Yes just because I am a vampire does not mean 

I have to always have to use the dribbling black 

candles

 The automatic pay till no longer gives bags 

and there I am trying to hold 15 bulbs so I put 

them back in the basket to go look for a box.

The basket has a door sensor alarm which I set 

off looking for a box, after finding a box I set 

the alarms back off again bringing the basket 

back.

Now as for the alarms no one takes a blind bit 

of notice of them, and the thing is I wouldn't 

have cared if they had as the first to complain 

would find themselves carrying the bulbs for 

me.............

What stupid human decided that bulbs should 

come in two types of fitting?

The only reason for this is to upset anyone that 

has to stand on two boxes to reach the darn 

fitting to discover they have the wrong bulb!!!!!

What I need is an Igor servant to get the 

shopping

But no cash so ………………..

Buy a book !!!!!!!!!!

I need the Book sales to afford to produce my 

new book on Demons

Yes, I have written an adventure for a nice 

sexy Demon Girl

So buy a book

If not don’t blame me if people start 

finding an odd corpse laying outside a

 mega store with neck wounds and a 

screw fit bulb stuck in their mouth!

Amy Mah

A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

www.fangsrule.com/buy1.htm

www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

Spartacus Sexy Guys and Girls without Underwear

I love the new Spartacus TV series and ok so history is not 100% but heck the guys are so HOT !!!!

Most must have seen the TV version of Spartacus but I look to be the only one to point out why no one worn undies? why is it modern viewers think they are the only ones to own and sometime wear undies?

Why is it we think undies as a modern thing? ok no that's not true why do you my readers think undies as a modern thing where as I know they are not, so to help out I have done this blog for you.

The closest article of clothing to modern underwear was a pair of shorts or loincloth called a subligaculum. 

Both men and women wore the subligaculum or subligar, at least some of the time. 

The subligaculum could be worn under a tunic but men who were standing for public office or those getting back to basics would sometime just wear the subligaculum and nothing else. So, really they were just posing in their underwear!

Roman Women also sometimes wore a band of cloth or leather around their upper body. (strophium or mamillare).

By the time the mighty Roman Empire was on the rise, undergarments no longer had anything to do with status, rather lingerie and underwear was about either hiding a woman's physical assets or displaying such assets as much as possible. From the first century B.C. to the end of the Roman Empire during the first few centuries after Christ, undergarments were worn much more frequently and became more complicated in their construction. Extending from the later days of the Roman Republic through the rise, height, and eventual fall of the Roman Empire, underwear and lingerie such as garters and clothing pieces very similar to the modern-day bra and panty set or bikini were part and parcel of the usual fare. Such sets were worn both as outerwear in the same fashion as the bikini, as well as beneath clothing the way we wear bras today.

The Roman "bikini."

Unlike the Classical Greek era where homosexuality prevailed and a woman's role was solely within the household, the female form was considered an object of desire in Roman times, and Roman men were much more likely to engage in heterosexual love affairs. Romans, in contrast to the Greeks who had wives but would consort with young boys, had the courtesan with which to release sexual tension. Rome was an international city in the first century, and courtesans from all over the world come to Rome, bringing with them new ideas about the relationship between men and women, female sensuality, and the lingerie used to enhance that sensuality.

A drawing of the apodesmos, adopted from the Greeks.

During the later days of the Roman Republic and the early days of the Roman Empire, women wore versions of the Greek apodesme, as bands that covered the breasts and hips. These bands were called taenia and were worn under the breasts. Young girls wore bands called fascia, which covered the breasts and were meant to inhibit growth. After a girl matured she wore a mamillare, a leather band that flattened and disguised the breasts. Though items of this nature were worn in ancient Greece to make women appear more mannish, it is likely they were worn during Roman times as a preemptive measure, since the power of the female form could make any man forget about his duties to the Roman state, and succumb to the pleasures of female flesh. These undergarments were intended to make the female body appear as harmless as possible.

The mamillare was usually made of leather.

While the mamillare is considered a cruel piece of underwear by historians, it was later used by women whose breasts were so ample they required the leather bands for concealment and support, since a large bosom was not fashionable during the last days of the Roman Republic. Yet the more common piece of female underwear during this time was the strophium, a scarf that was wrapped around breasts to provide support without stifling them. During this time different types of strophium were found all over the Mediterranean area, including those with shoulder straps worn by Jewish women and thec apitium, a larger, softer version of the strophium worn by lower-class Roman citizens.

Rome girdle that went around the hips. A piece of underwear similar to the zona, called thecestus, is described by Roman poet, Martial, as a cloth that covers the body from the breasts to the groin. According to Martial, the cestus was invented by the Roman goddess of love, Venus, and he describes it as a man-luring trap from which no male could possibly free himself once ensnared.

Roman women wore knee-length, sleeveless under-tunics over these body-hugging undergarments. Outer garments were worn over the tunic in the same manner the Cretancorset was worn over the chemise. Though outer clothing worn by Roman men and women may not have shown the obvious physical differences between the two sexes, the underwear worn by women made these differences quite clear and contributed toward making Roman women more aware of their sensuous shapes. 

The tunic was cinched under the breasts with a cingulum, or type of belt. Young girls wore the cingulum around the waist, thus establishing the body differences between a young girl and a grown woman. Roman women also wore an underskirt called a castula, which eventually would be shaped with wooden hoops much like the crinolines worn by Cretan women. Thecastula allowed for a wide-hipped, stylized look.

As with the ancient Greek world, wives in the Roman Republic and later the Roman Empire were not considered objects of desire. Roman wives were meant to bear children and keep the home orderly, nor were men supposed to seek their wives' advice since this might make them appear weak. Nor was it socially acceptable to have sex with one's wife for pleasure! Roman women were forbidden from drinking wine as it was thought to make them too excitable, and because they were considered minors under the law. Though the Roman wife would eventually become the tyrant of her household, the sexual relationship between a Roman husband and wife barely existed. Instead, it was the custom for men to satisfy their sexual desires outside of their marriage beds, and this custom gave rise to the popularity of the courtesan.

Leather Subligaria found at an ancient Roman site in London.

The courtesan of the Roman Empire was originally no more than a dirty street urchin residing in gutters, wearing a filthy, see-through tunic. She could be found around half-open doorways offering herself to anyone who would take her. The first century B.C. as the Roman Republic transformed into the Roman Empire, Rome became an internationally renown city. As the Mediterranean world's premiere capital, courtesans from Egypt, Lebanon, Syria and Turkey came to Rome in an attempt to make their fortunes. These women grew up in eastern ports and "acquired worldly ways" from time spent in Athens. This multicultural work force brought with them a myriad of items to make the female creature all the more pleasing, including lotions, fragrances, cooking recipes, depilatory creams, Asian religious customs, cestuses featuring intricate embroidery, and new sexual positions. Roman born courtesans were quickly influenced by the extravagant ways of their foreign sisters.

In addition to seeking pleasure in the arms of courtesans, it was socially acceptable for Roman men to keep concubines. The Roman world had rather modern ideas about sex from the first century B.C. onward, though modern sexual relationships still only occurred outside the home. It should be noted that Roman men did not have serious emotional relationships with their wives but did engage in emotion ties with their courtesans and concubines. Since the courtesans made their living as sensuous creatures who were highly skilled in the arts of sex, emotional love, and conversation, it was essential that they took care of and adorned their bodies in ways no proper housewife would consider. This included the aforementioned lotions as well as dyes, makeup, and lingerie. While the typical Roman housewife only wore comfortable underwear that hid her most private parts, the Roman courtesan used the strophium, crinoline, and underskirt to tempt her consorts. Roman courtesans are also credited with inventing a type of adorned garter that was tied on the leg at the knee and featured a large jewel for decoration. These were for aesthetic purposes only as stockings had not yet been invented and the garters had no practical purpose.



Roman poets celebrated the undergarments of the courtesan, since praising the underwear of the Roman wife would have been unacceptable and pointless. Courtesans were said to inspire the works of some of Rome's most famous poets, including Tibullus, Catullus, Propertius, and Ovid. Yet by the height of the Roman Empire, respectable women were interested in presenting themselves as objects of desire, a role previously left only to women who sold themselves. Unlike the Classical Greek woman, women during Imperial Rome were very aware of their voluptuousness. Their underwear reflected the idea that all roads lead to Rome, as they wore crinolines from Crete, underskirts and tunics from Egypt, and scarves and bands from Greece. Despite these changes and advances in underwear, the acceptable dress of Imperial Rome was still the flowing garments worn by both men and women.


Eventually Christianity began to filter through the Roman Empire and take hold, which brought with it Semitic puritanism previously unseen by the world. The Christian view of the body and sex was that it was sinful and shameful, and Romans subsequently adopted the clothing and undergarments worn by the Hebrew tribes. This included thesubligaculum, a new piece of clothing that covered the lower stomach and was worn during the third and fourth centuries A.D. The brassiere part of the subligaculum was not unlike the strophium. The subligaculum is very similar to the modern-day bikini or two-piece underwear set, with images of the subligaculum seen in numerous Roman villas, including the Villa Casale in Sicily. The subligaculum was almost exactly like the bra and panty combinations seen on Egyptian slaves and Greek acrobats as well as images of Sumerian goddesses.



This bikini-like underwear was usually worn when playing sports, particularly water and circus sports, which again likens it to the modern day two-piece bathing suit. Roman poet Martial mentions the subligaculum worn by his heroine Philoenis when she goes to play ball. There is no evidence this brassiere and panty combination were worn by Roman matrons when they bathed. The subligaculum was completely unlike any other garment worn in Roman civilization, as the panty section of the subligaculum was tied at the waist at one end while the other end went between the legs. Longer versions that covered the thighs also existed, and were kept in place with garters. In Rome the subligaculum was first worn by actresses and acrobats only, though slaves eventually began wearing them when performing various types of physical labor. Soon young girls and teens began to wear the subligaculum when playing outdoors, and eventually this brassiere and panty combination was adopted by the courtesans. It has also been suggested that middle class Roman women began to wear the subligaculum in order to inflame the desire of men in the way of the courtesan..



 brassiere/panty combination was not widely accepted as underwear by all classes of Roman citizens. Roman men, who previously had celebrated various new types of underwear introduced to Rome by their courtesans, were not particularly fond of the subligaculum , which shielded the private parts in a way that was completely foreign to them. Despite the rejection of the subligaculum by Roman men, its presence gave way to a new type of closed dress not previously seen throughout the empire. For example, the breeches and trousers of mercenary soldiers were adopted. During the final centuries of the Roman Empire women wore the subligaculum under their loose, draped outer clothing and the combination of fitted underwear with loose outer clothing would continue until the Middle Ages.

The lingerie of the Roman Era reflected the sexual freedom of the time, though limitations still existed depending on one's place in society. The sexual liberation inspired by the courtesans is evident in the undergarments of the time, though the Christian domination of the Roman world brought with it a type of repression that would last for centuries. Unlike Roman underwear, which flattered and glorified the female form as the Cretan's had done, the underwear of the Medieval Era reflected the sexual repression of Christianity and all its pathos.

www.fangsrule.com

A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).