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Saturday, June 22, 2013

Swimming Naked with Whales

Swimming Naked with Whales














Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment.

Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits.

The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade.

Belugas are famed for the way in which their faces are able to convey human-like expressions. Certainly Matrena and Nilma seemed to enjoy frolicking with Natalia. 

The taming of the whales happened in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far north-west of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dophinarium.

An area of the sea is enclosed  to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world — a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel. 

Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier.





And before anyone says anything no I am not racist, I am the wrong colour to be racist it is just cultural pointing out the stuff I do you know like keeping slaves or believing it is a god given right if American to own so many guns you could start your own war, nothing wrong at all it is just cultural

Like I went swimming today and HMG it was like swimming with whales’ ……….. god are some people fat! ………. Well they are!

On my next visit I am going to take a harpoon gun with me just for self defence .............

and I am sure I saw Captain Ahab standing on the side of the pool.

And what is it with people swimming in groups chatting as they swim! It is like being in a traffic jam without a horn to honk.

The next thing will be waterproof cell phones so you can text as you swim.

Or perhaps video conference

Then on the way out I saw the poster ………

Eeeck they were taking booking for the naturist nights.


Yes swimming in the NUDE !!! it would not be like the movies I mean so much white flesh all I could think of was Beluga Whales



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