Naked Demon Girl Seen in
Mega
Store!
Still think a Blog title relates to the text?
Boy are you dumb.
As
my books says being a vampire is not easy,
it is not all dressing in black and
spending a
fortune in dental floss
Some
times I think I am a round peg sort of
person living in a sq hole world, to day
the
local mega store had a sale on light bulbs so I
got 15.
Yes
just because I am a vampire does not mean
I have to always have to use the
dribbling black
candles
The
automatic pay till no longer gives bags
and there I am trying to hold 15 bulbs
so I put
them back in the basket to go look for a box.
The
basket has a door sensor alarm which I set
off looking for a box, after finding
a box I set
the alarms back off again bringing the basket
back.
Now
as for the alarms no one takes a blind bit
of notice of them, and the thing is
I wouldn't
have cared if they had as the first to complain
would find
themselves carrying the bulbs for
me.............
What
stupid human decided that bulbs should
come in two types of fitting?
The
only reason for this is to upset anyone that
has to stand on two boxes to reach
the darn
fitting to discover they have the wrong bulb!!!!!
What
I need is an Igor servant to get the
shopping
But
no cash so ………………..
Buy
a book !!!!!!!!!!
I need the Book sales to afford to
produce my
new book on Demons
Yes, I have written an adventure for a
nice
sexy Demon Girl
So buy a book
If
not don’t blame me if people start
finding an odd corpse laying outside a
mega
store with neck wounds and a
screw fit bulb stuck in their mouth!
Amy Mah
A
self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is
fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A -
Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about
living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out?
Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite
you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day
problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges
to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and
good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing
drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public
believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls
greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't
just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have
sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's
world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses
of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few.
Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what
it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can
read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong
sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and
produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first
teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older
vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform,
a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female
vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called,
"male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a
very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire,
the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was
normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have
involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off
his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the
first date).
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