Horror for Halloween always comes with boobies

Having nice firm little boobies and getting murdered by a machine

You can tell it is a horror movie by the girls taking their tops off. 

I am getting worse when i look into a plot like am I the only person that examines the plot like in the RING when by accident someone watches a dvd that says at the end 
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no not at the beginning so you could stop but at the end

If you watch this you will die

OK what is the point of putting a death warning after you see it? it would be like YouTube billing you for watching a video clip but only tell you they now want payment after you have watched by mistake some 1970s B list band that someone recorded without sound !!!!..........

You must remember the film called the RING people pass this tape around to each other saying look at this and die..............

Everyone watching this film will die in one week by having a wet girl climb out of your TV ........

.......er yes ok ....rearly?  ...sigh like I I watch that by mistake would I be the only one to then put it on YouTube with a heading 

FREE NAKED GIRL PORN for the fun of having some evil little brat of a soggy wet girl start trying to crawl out of millions of collage guys laptops being watched late at night by mega horny Guys which are more likely to whip her panties off and play hide the sausage than sit back and get killed...

heheheheheheeh also think of her trying to get more than a few fingers out of a smart phone ........ kill viewers?!!!! the best she could do is poke them in the eye!

.......like please some logic in a plot would be nice

Nipple count in horror movies

As your normal girl next door type of vampire I have normal likings and that means horror movies but the ones I have recently viewed are how can I put it in a polite way?

…………… Crap ……………..

Just viewed one called  “The Beyond” and I gave up on the plot as I could not find it, perhaps the directors could do a printed program with it explaining what is going on like they do with opera.

It started badly with the idea of prophesises being written down in the book of Eiban 4000 years ago …………. What ? and in what language would that be ?

And like with how many translations along the way ………ye gods have they not heard of Chinese whispers after a few translations it could have once been a recipe for chicken soup and now talks of the 7 entrances to Hell and all in the USA.

4000 years is like before hell existed if you don’t believe me read the holy books as they can put a date on it.  

The next movie to cross my eyes was “Cowboys and Zombies” and it was one of the nipple count type horror films and if anyone is interested the number is 2 per girl.

The Plot?  Ok ……..

Im going to sell you so take your top off.

Your top is dirty so take it off.

You are alone in the woods so take your

top off.

You are covered in green blood so take your top off.

Look there is a zombie so take your top off.

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I am coming to now believe that horror films are designed for the high school audience as I am finding them too young for me ………………

No not the horror side with body parts that’s just as yucky as ever but the plots or rather the lack of them and how they can take the same weak plot over 6 movies and a food franchise.

Yes on the TV last night was Final Destination 3  ………………….

I expect everyone knows the plot from movie 1 and 2 and that is someone has a premonition that something bad is going to happen and by refusing to get on a plane or a dangerous ride that was going to kill her she saves the lives of a dozen or some friends and this upsets FATE big time and the world now starts to kill everyone in the order they should have died …………. Er like that is going to put things right some of the people take up to six months to get killed by an accident like being eaten by a elephant in Alaska …………….

And like to blow up two trains and kill about 300 people to finish off the last 4 survivors is a little OTT and very spiteful ……………

As to people dieing I still think the two 17 year old girls could not be burnt to death in 3 min on a tanning bed………….

What does it tan with lasers?   The manufactures would do better making weapons for the military.

Yes I know it was the only way to get two teenage girls to strip off in front of the camera …

How to cheat Fate? well one of the films said you could do it by getting pregnant ..........er sorry guys Fate is kinda sexist you would have a few basic problems playing this stay alive card and does it work only while you are pregnant? they do not say but after having 15 kids in 15 years I kinda expect you would not care to continue to cheat fate..............  

The other way is to kill someone to take there life span .............muuuuum ....... so its killing a few people or having to life off food stamps with your dozen screaming kids ..welllllllll ok how much to buy a gun?

FATE thinks it can stop the butterfly effect by going on a murder spree killing hundreds ………..yes like that would be a cleaver idea I don’t think…………..   

What to do in this situation ………….well FATE does not want the world to be effected having people alive that should have died ………and will kill everyone in the order they should have died…………..  and no way to stop it

So there you are the last one on the list and you know you are going to get killed in a messy way so the world is not changed ………well then go out in a way to piss FATE off …..easy

Buy life insurance and make bets on a fast odd death on everyone of your group of 12 then when the first one dies you then use the money to up the bets on the others …………..

By the 3^rd person dieing you will be able to hire a company to place the bets for you by the time the 6^th person dies the news media and the police will be looking into it and they will all be perfect accidents with you hundreds of miles away waiting to be struck by a meteorite ……………

FATE has to kill in order it has to its fate so the money is pilling in …………..think about it the money does not just double like the famous pennies on a stair case no it goes supper mega like by person number 10 every gambling place in the world is taking bets in fact you will own most of them as well as all the stock markets as you are now a international player ………………… now ok so you will still dies by being struck by a meteorite while deep sea swimming ……but what a way to go with a finger up to FATE …..so it needs to kill us so nothing changes …..yes right I was the richest person in the world at number 6 by the time its my turn to go I will own the whole planet !!!!

So you kill me and my friends so the world does not change …er …yea right ……………. .hehehehehehe

I think I will have Switzerland as my tomb stone and have the whole country gold plated perhaps a little memorial garden like the whole of Florida …heck while we are at it lets reshape the outline of Australia to look like me from space.  

Look come and read my books the plots are a lot better ………and plenty of boobies....er they are mostly covered by clothing but they are there 

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