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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Your Panties griped tightly in your hand and your skirt clenched between your teeth and they say this is a holiday!


Your Panties griped tightly in your hand and your skirt clenched between your teeth and they say this is a holiday!

There comes a time when you can no longer cross your legs and when a girls got to go a girls got to go ………….

But when in SE Asia just try and keep your legs crossed a bit longer as the toilets are so not good news for a nice vampire girl brought up in the west ………..

I got myself a nice light flowing cotton dress to try and keep cool in and also hide the heat lumps …………. No not heat rash but heat lumps ………anything over 2inch dia is a lump ………it is also red and itches like  ****   ……

Look I’m a vampire and so even with 100% sun block I still suffer from the sun………….. No I am not the sort that catch fire ! I’m the sort slowly turns into one giant heat lump ……..

Culture shock:………………………

The toilets are PRIMATIVE ………yes very primitive …… a concrete room with stalls and flies lots and lots of flies………….. Each stall has a hole in the ground ………which looks like an entrance to hell……..and the floor is wet very wet …….this is due to the hose pipe which is attached to a tap in the wall and which is constantly running ……………. No toilet paper ……………you use a water hose pipe and fingers!!!!!

Yes I know I have a cute Butt …..Well I have been told…………. Mostly by men over 60 that wink when they say it ………yuck……and men on building sites………. but at least it is noticed……. But I am used to putting my cute butt down on a seat ………………Of course I can squat …..I am female and all females can squat but ….well I have two legs but you don’t see me taking part in the Olympics!

Well the floor is soaking wet as I said very wet so I remove my panties……………. Yes well with my sense of balance it is best not to tie my knees together while squatting over a hole in a very wet floor………………

And I am wearing a long cotton dress ………….. and the floor is soaking wet …and I am hoping just from the hose pipe…………… soooooooooo how not to get the dress wet ?……… time is running out as I am getting so desperate I may even risk standing up but that would make the dress even wetter………………

I have a bright idea …..I grab the front of the dress, pull it up to my face and grip it between my teeth…………..

Thank god they don’t have CCTV ………………

Then is the problem of working out how to use the hose pipe to clean yourself……………. How the heck was I to know that in a hot county the water was so ..so  .so.  very cold …………. And yes I discovered that by pointing it somewhere delicate !!!!!!............. delicate and now dripping wet and very cold!!

I am sure such things should be banned under the UN as a torture technique ………..if you did not want to take a piss before you would now !!

And without tissue paper how do you dry yourself? ……………. Well I don’t know!  ……….. you have just put a cold water hose pipe between your legs and you are now …..well ………..how can one put it …er…….dripping…..so I put my panties back on and …..yes before you ask it does feel like you have wet yourself..

Look I asked afterwards and I was told this is normal …NORMAL !!!!!!!!!!  now just who would have put it about that it is normal to walk around like that ……….you can’t even sit down for fear of leaving a damp patch.

And they call this a holiday !!!!! ………….. well I now know that in this part of the world a girl has to keep two things and never loose them ……….

1.  Is her virginity (until married)
and
2.  A large pack of tissues


Ho yes saw this on you tube and found it funny so take a look:

All the wonders of a guys washroom:……………..just click and find out .....hehehehe



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2 comments:

  1. Remind me not to go there! Sounds like such fun! Yeah, right!! By whose standards?

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  2. stick to hotels and shopping malls they have normal toilets .......anywhere else you just keep your legs crossed !!!!

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