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Sunday, May 22, 2011

Ho God I am Coming !

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When the High council asked me to study you overgrown monkeys they did not warn me about how crazy you all are
 
 
 
……….. I mean to say we try our best and cull out as many as we can but heck do you breed fast !! look give us a chance will you, can’t you just stop having sex for one day !


 
I found another thing to get my teeth into today and it is called Rapture ………….. I even have some film clips for you.
 
 
 
 
So did this Rapture Thingy start in middle America?  It sounds very must like star trek sparkling lights and you are on-board a space ship ………………. Ho crap that sounds more like those weird scientologists………….
 
 
 
 
Am I allowed to say weird scientologists?  Do I have to follow on and say in my opinion or the such like er…..never know with today's laws ………..er……….. ok in my humble opinion and with out criticism I would like to put my point my view on your religious beliefs as
 
 
 
ARE YOU ALL STARK STAREING MAD ? 
 
 
 
 
…………  what drugs do you give out at your meetings ………… by the Gods above (er.... get it "by the gods above", heck think about it!)  you must be a lot of Lunatics !!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………….
 
 
 
 
 
Not that I have anything against lunatics ………
 
 

No……… Rapture is more main stream christian ……..day of judgement and that sort of thing …….great beast 666 etc etc……
I think Rapture is a form of Kidnapping and so should be banned by the other deities ……….. please no one tell the Scientologist about the Rapture or they will go one better and issue tickets for a spaceship ride to heaven.



Well it is just the way it is going to happen that gets me ………. just think if Rapture happens in the way they say it will then it will cause deaths of many innocent women and Children
 
 
 
 
 
................ a few sparkling lights and a voice over saying  BEAM ME UP GOD all over the world at the same time, (Sorry once had a boyfrend who was a Trekkie or something nerdy like that)
 
 
 
People driving cars ……operation on people hospital……………. Flying aircraft ……………. having sex……………… now that will put a different meaning to the words
 
 
….......…..     Ho God I am Coming  !!!!  ……….
 
 
 
God is calling the saved ones around the world and getting some back chat:


 
………………. Ho god please can you wait just another 5 min I have only just got her panties off" …………….    


 
………………..But Fido goes everywhere with me…………….. its alright he is house trained …………..
 
 
 
 
………………..Can I make a phone call first …………… want I to phone a Scientologist and laugh ……………  
 
 
 
well perhaps god will let they people have that last request.
 
 
 
 
Yes vanishing in a poof ……….. Well that sort of thing could kill millions of innocent people ……………. Ok so not the purest of the pure of course as they will be the ones going ………….but think of all the poor scientologist out selling  spaceship tickets that will have space shuttle drop on them!
 
 
 
Ok Ok ……now try and think of something that does not make you laugh!
 
 
 
So if evil can be caused by a good act is the act not now evil? Would people being killed this way be an act of an evil god?



Do you rearly wish to be kidnapped / rescued by an evil God?



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Left Behind: The Movie - Raptured!


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1 comment:

  1. I think perhaps I should be a pycholgist .......I can put people at ease with comments like "Trust me I am A Vampire"

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