We come in peace (SHOOT TO KILL)
I have just sorted out all the problems with Libya …………… now aren’t I a clever girl
……… it was so simple I just informed Israel that the Libya people are really the lost tribe of Israel …… and I have asked them to send a peace keeping force to Libya .
And I can guarantee that as soon as they arrive Libyans will no longer be fighting each other.
Now wasn’t that easy
…………. I also said they could pick out a Libyan city for themselves to keep and ………….
Er ……….. No… I don’t see any problems of having a Jewish city in a muslin area…….. look it didn’t cause any problems with Jerusalem did it?!
It is so simple if you read the holy books as both religion have god saying Thou shalt not kill…………….so what could go wrong.
After this I plan to suggest that Afghanistan would make a nice holiday retreat for Jewish politicians ……………… of course they can take there security guards with them ………but they should not need them as they are very religious there and if so can not kill or they will not go to Heaven.
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