Saturday, June 4, 2011
My Words can even Frighten Vampires!
Est in 1984 the Loyalists of the Vampire Realm is the world's largest and oldest organization of its kind with over 250,000 paid members worldwide.
Well I sorry to loose them not that they have sold any of my books with their 250,000 membership and I did not know I could upset vampires with a mention of a Fatwa …………. It is a good job I didn’t tell them I was a blood sucking denizen of the night.
It must be some sort of human organization linked to the vampire world and I have never fully understood the human world …………..
So if you are a vampire member of this group please be careful what you say:
1. It is fine to kill and drink the blood of virgin teenage girls ……….. hah you try finding a virgin teenager nowadays …….
2. Rape and slaughter of innocents is fine if you are a male vampire, if female just stick with the slaughtering ok… or someone will tell your Mom.
3. Planning to wipe out the whole human race is also ok …….. but mad …..have you ever tasted synthetic blood? Uck!
4. As to nighttime entertainment of having a competition for who can rip the most heads off humans, well that is silly in any case as they never have more than one head each and there is a limit to how many copses you can use as door draft excluders …………….
5. So really you can do most things in a nasty bloody way with plenty of gratuitous violence so long as you don’t use the word Fatwa ……………… after all we vampires are such nice a creatures
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