Sunday, April 8, 2012
Vampires in Bras and Thongs
To day I was looking at Vampire quotes and guess what I found myself!
Yes I am listed in lists of vampire quotes so a little bit of fame er…… weeeeeeeeeeeeee
But in saying that they do only have my biting and blood sucking types of quote.
My more interesting ones are on what type of bra to buy so that you can leap across rooftops without being constantly slapped in the face …. Please … Please do not believe the
Hollywood vampire female wear …
1. long transparent nightdresses so long that can keep your feet warm are a no no as you always get them caught on a roof gargoyle getting them ripped and seeing Hollywood lets it be known that nightdresses are worn commando all you end up being know as is a roof top streaker ……besides its windy on a roof so most of the time you end up wearing it as a collar ………… and as for staring in a vampire film with your famous flying somersaulting skills then you have just made sure the movie is for Adult only !!!
2. Tight leather pants are all well and good but please make sure you can bend over in them without a ripping sound causing a new ventilation area to appear in them and the new worry about not bending over to pick up anything from the floor when near any passing werewolf unless you think you would like to give birth to a hybrid
3. Thongs …………….hahahah yes do I really have to say they are so not a good idea as they may start out as exterior fitting but after a few leaps and kicks they will have moved on or should I say in ! Personally I am a little old fashioned and still like the idea of being able to remove my own undies without the help of a gynaecologist!
Yes ok guys may say they are sexy but do you ever see them try fighting while wearing them and still be able to father children in the future!
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