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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Do not have Sex with members of other races!


Do not have Sex with members of other races! 




Now as a Vampire I kinda have problems trying to keep ahead of what you call Race issues…………………..

So the bags of blood come in different coloured containers …………… what is the point of that if the colour coding does not match a blood group chart !  ………….. Look how can I put this nicely ………

……… WILL YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH DIFFERENT RACES !!!!!! ………

.. It is very inconvenient! Stick to your own colours! God colour coded you for a reason, and that is you will know who breeds with whom.

So Stop it, you are more like Rabbits than Apes………… it is hard enough finding a blood type you like without you swapping all the coloured labels around just to confuse and fool me!!!

Looking Asian I have to look carefully at the Bloggers rule book ….and I see that I have to be careful on what I say ….er………..in RACE I can not use the N Word………… in case Americans see it and faint ……………. Can I use the full Latin name…..does that count? ………….. So funny you should see what Chinese call the white races…………

The nice ones I expect you know:………

Red Beards,  (and no I don’t know why)

Long Noses, (well you do have long noses …..sorry but you should have noticed before you started sticking them in to other countries)

Barbarians (er …………. this one is very true you should see how a western restaurant tries to cook prawn noodles) 

Foreign Devils (perhaps due to the strange gods you have ……… our culture is a lot older than yours and so by the time we were getting used to Zeus and his family you up and changed to the dress wearing gods of Christianity and Islamality  ………… )

As the not so nice names……………. Hehehehehehe ….but very descriptive ……. It is always so funny when white people think they are the only race intolerant lot in the world…….

Yee by the Gods am I under stress at the moment………. Just had my new book finished being edited and now I have to worry about it going to print.

Take a look at its amazon link


Vampire by Amy Mah




In today's world it is difficult for everyone, teenagers especially. The stresses of school, deciding who to date, and the biggie...sex are just a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse and you might get an idea of what it's like growing up being a Vampire. At last the world can read of the diary of a girl with good teeth and the youngest member of the Pink Bat family does have very good sharp teeth. Adults want her to walk about in 18c nightdress all day without wearing underwear And with such cold winds blowing along the corridors - - - well that is so not going to happen. And as to guys well it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys - - - - . Just that she wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.




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