Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Sleeping Naked with ones Maid is not allowed in the USA

Sleeping Naked with ones Maid is not allowed in the USA

Its true and I only just found out when doing the wording on the book trailer for my new book.

My publisher said to tell people what to expect in the book so I did and then the film making company in the States said the test was too ……. Well tooooo Amy Mah ish

1.   You can not use the word SEX any where in the text

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

OK so I also put about getting caught sitting Naked on a guys lap but he was also naked so that made things even.

No that had to come out of the video……….

 And Sleeping naked with my Maid is also against American decency rules, is it?

Its not that I pay her to, if just gets cold at night, it would be ok it I just drained her of blood as long as we are both wearing underwear.

Now as for tearing chunks of flesh off a guy with my teeth, chewing it and then swallowing it in front of him, that is ok …….er?

Yes I can kill and eat who I like in graphic detail in so long as we are fully dressed and I don’t say the word SEX while ripping his head off and using his neck as a straw …………….  

Murder and mayhem is fine, but using the word SEX and the video gets banned from lots and lots of book video sites

So buy your copy now before it gets banned ………..


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