Friday, October 5, 2012

My Status Update Journey

Book Summary:
The author of this book also wrote the next paragraph. I wonder if you
be able to pick up on that. If not, you might not be qualified and/or
prepared to read the inside of this book. Seriously, if you read the
next paragraph and you fail to consider that I'm purposely trying to
over-hype the book for the potential sale, don't buy the book. Oops,
let me rephrase that. Don't buy the book for yourself - buy the book
for someone else.
This book is so captivating! You'll be on the edge of your seat from
the first word all the way through to the last. You'll be guessing
with each turn of a page. What topic will Marcus cover next? Every
page is incredible! You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll be touched,
moved, and inspired. This book will bring back memories that have long
been buried. You'll want to read this one again and again. Or not. How
am I supposed to tell? I don't even know you. Maybe you've recently
been in an accident. Maybe the act of laughing causes horrible pains
and spasms and causes stitches to burst. In which case, you should
consider healing fully before embarking on my journey through three
years of social networking status updates. Follow my journey as told
by my status updates and the intriguing commentary from the voices in
my head. On this trip you find stories of a family man, growing
children, delicious cereals, malfunctioning toilets, park benches,
awesome soldiers, birthday parties, adorable puppies, on-line games,
winter storms, roller coasters, slugs, and a high profile celebrity
party. This book contains a topic for everyone! If you can't find a
situation or something to relate to in this book, you are either dead
or you're that person that no one wants to be around. You owe it to
yourself to read this book in order to confirm that you're alive and
that you are not "that guy." Seriously, what if you are a loser and
you don't know it? Let me help you. Read my book. Help me, help you.
About the Author: Marcus gets a sharp agonizing sensation in his leg
muscles when he attempts to place his foot behind his head. Oh, wait a
minute. I guess that's not the kind of thing we're looking for here.
Let me try again. Marcus lives with his wonderful wife of over fifteen
years and his two awesome boys in Mason, Ohio. Better? Good, now start
reading the book.
I also have a blog that I refer to the sale of my books (if you look closely):

Marcus Matherne (1970 - not dead) lives (because I'm not dead) in
Mason Ohio with his wonderful wife (also living) of over fifteen years
and his two awesome boys. Nothing makes him happier then when he is
surrounded by laughing people (unless they are mean people and they
are actually laughing at him). He plays the part of the funny dad in
his role of raising teenage boys. There maybe a real possibility of
his sense of humor rubbing off on his family and potentially warping
the minds of his children. But don't call social services just yet.
He's not done yet.


There you are details of a nice new book out and of course it is at this point I cough and remind you all of my nice new book which I still have lots of copies all ready to post out.


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