Book Summary:The author of this book also wrote the next paragraph. I wonder if yoube able to pick up on that. If not, you might not be qualified and/orprepared to read the inside of this book. Seriously, if you read thenext paragraph and you fail to consider that I'm purposely trying toover-hype the book for the potential sale, don't buy the book. Oops,let me rephrase that. Don't buy the book for yourself - buy the bookfor someone else.
This book is so captivating! You'll be on the edge of your seat fromthe first word all the way through to the last. You'll be guessingwith each turn of a page. What topic will Marcus cover next? Everypage is incredible! You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll be touched,moved, and inspired. This book will bring back memories that have longbeen buried. You'll want to read this one again and again. Or not. Howam I supposed to tell? I don't even know you. Maybe you've recentlybeen in an accident. Maybe the act of laughing causes horrible painsand spasms and causes stitches to burst. In which case, you shouldconsider healing fully before embarking on my journey through threeyears of social networking status updates. Follow my journey as toldby my status updates and the intriguing commentary from the voices inmy head. On this trip you find stories of a family man, growingchildren, delicious cereals, malfunctioning toilets, park benches,awesome soldiers, birthday parties, adorable puppies, on-line games,winter storms, roller coasters, slugs, and a high profile celebrityparty. This book contains a topic for everyone! If you can't find asituation or something to relate to in this book, you are either deador you're that person that no one wants to be around. You owe it toyourself to read this book in order to confirm that you're alive andthat you are not "that guy." Seriously, what if you are a loser andyou don't know it? Let me help you. Read my book. Help me, help you.Really.About the Author: Marcus gets a sharp agonizing sensation in his legmuscles when he attempts to place his foot behind his head. Oh, wait aminute. I guess that's not the kind of thing we're looking for here.Let me try again. Marcus lives with his wonderful wife of over fifteenyears and his two awesome boys in
. Better? Good, now start Mason, Ohioreading the book.
I also have a blog that I refer to the sale of my books (if you look closely):
Marcus Matherne (1970 - not dead) lives (because I'm not dead) inMason Ohio with his wonderful wife (also living) of over fifteen yearsand his two awesome boys. Nothing makes him happier then when he issurrounded by laughing people (unless they are mean people and theyare actually laughing at him). He plays the part of the funny dad inhis role of raising teenage boys. There maybe a real possibility ofhis sense of humor rubbing off on his family and potentially warpingthe minds of his children. But don't call social services just yet.He's not done yet.
There you are details of a nice new book out and of course it is at this point I cough and remind you all of my nice new book which I still have lots of copies all ready to post out.