Diary of Stink Dog by Elaine M Phillips

Diary of Stink Dog is available both as a eBook and book.  The eBook is $5.08 and the book is $14.99, 50 pages.  

Here is the link to Diary of Stink Dog  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007D44ZFC

Follow along with Stink Dog, as he discovers why he is so different then his eleven litter-mates. Is Stink really half-poodle and half-pig? Discover the explosive truth about Stink Dog! Stink also uncovers his own top secret abilities! Has Stink discovered the truth about green energy?  Guaranteed to jump start your smell detectors! Created to attract new readers to the magical world of imagination and creative learning. Great for all ages. Guaranteed to burst into laughter! Fun for the whole family. Beware of sudden explosive giggling to follow!!


web pages are elainemphillips.com and eBooksforthefamily.com


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