Why as a writer every time I step out from my own personal
created worlds I think that I should step back in as mine are better written
than what others call real life.
I am coming up for air today as my new book is about 90%
finished, well the writing side of it is.
Two weeks to seeing a cover design and I can't wait.
Soon I will be telling all about my sexy girl Demon.
Magic is everywhere. and it is a known fact that out of the chaos of what people think of as normal there is a whole section of the underworld set aside to design legal forms
Magic is everywhere. and it is a known fact that out of the chaos of what people think of as normal there is a whole section of the underworld set aside to design legal forms
On some insurance I see that I am not covered by acts of God …….
Eckkkk …now I have to worry about what gods I have pissed off this week.
It’s the Demons some god or other is complaining about how a
Demon has to look after a tail and purchasing a bottle of Tailglow is a good
start.
Sometimes I think the world is mad and other times I know it is, looking at some medical insurance forms I see that most cover against multiple birth and with my social life I could start a new religion if I needed that clause, so i asked if it would be any cheaper if it was removed and told no, it is a standard clause no mater of age or gander............. so even a guy is covered for personal multiple birth, now I would like to know how many guys have even been able to claim on that part of the insurance?
Sometimes I think the world is mad and other times I know it is, looking at some medical insurance forms I see that most cover against multiple birth and with my social life I could start a new religion if I needed that clause, so i asked if it would be any cheaper if it was removed and told no, it is a standard clause no mater of age or gander............. so even a guy is covered for personal multiple birth, now I would like to know how many guys have even been able to claim on that part of the insurance?
For a more normal life step into one of my worlds ………….
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Now for some vampire news
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
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