Sunday, July 7, 2013

Are you a virgin or not a virgin? And is it possible to be slightly pregnant?

Are you a virgin or not a virgin?

And is it possible to be slightly pregnant?

Today this has popped up on Sodahead as a yes no question, er … Now it can’t be just me that went to school.

Are you a virgin or not a virgin?

Answer:  YES or NO


Like how can one answer that sort of question


It is like asking “is he ALIVE or DEAD” answer YES or NO


YES = Zombie

But then

NO = Zombie


Perhaps we are straying into the realm of the UNDEAD


And just why is not that word in the Dictionary?


Just how many more Books and Movies have to be about before someone asks if a Vampire UNDEAD? Perhaps we should check in the dictionary

I may be crap and grammar and spelling myself, so if I can point this sort of stuff out then it must be bad.


One can see and hear funny stuff all the time one of my old favourites is:  


“She is slightly pregnant”


As soon as that is ever said I think that means you can also say someone is slightly dead.


Arrrrrhhh we are now back to the Undead and zombies


Slightly pregnant?


Perhaps it is the time between colour changes on the little stick you have just peed on.




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