Yes, it must be Christmas time
and before you even think to ask no I have never purchased sex toys with or without an ultra-soft jelly stimulator !
In the past I used to get adverts on buying charity Christmas cards to go with all the Nigerians wishing to give me a Christmas share in $10,000,000 if I will give them my full bank details.
Now look at what I get! and if you do not believe me just contact Wowcher and ask them about the Omazing Rabbit
as to pics sorry all they show for it is a girl in bed looking like she should be saying not tonight I have a headache
If Wowcher made boyfriends, we think they’d be the best boyfriends in the world. But we don’t. So we’re giving you today’s deal instead…
We're offering you an Omazing Rabbit vibrator with six rotation and speed settings for just £19.99, saving you 60% off Omazing's price of £49.99 (correct as of 1.12.13).
With its authentically shaped jelly shaft and a rotating motion, this sleek and surprisingly attractive vibrator not only looks good, it delivers, too! With an unrivalled 42 combinations of vibration, pulsation and escalation, it measures 8.3 inches in length and 3.5 inches around - it certainly won’t disappoint. It also features an ultra-soft jelly stimulator (earning it the name 'Rabbit'), plus it's delivered in discreet packaging. As if that wasn't enough, you’ll also get a bullet vibe and a velvet storage pouch! Don't say we don't treat you
Full Details If Wowcher made boyfriends, we think they’d be the best boyfriends in the world. But we don’t. So we’re giving you today’s deal instead… We're offering you an Omazing Rabbit vibrator with six rotation and speed settings for just £19.99, saving you 60% off Omazing's price of £49.99 (correct as of 1.12.13). With its authentically shaped jelly shaft and a rotating motion, this sleek and surprisingly attractive vibrator not only looks good, it delivers, too! With an unrivalled 42 combinations of vibration, pulsation and escalation, it measures 8.3 inches in length and 3.5 inches around - it certainly won’t disappoint. It also features an ultra-soft jelly stimulator (earning it the name 'Rabbit'), plus it's delivered in discreet packaging. As if that wasn't enough, you’ll also get a bullet vibe and a velvet storage pouch! Don't say we don't treat you…
Highlights
· Boasts 42 combinations of vibration, pulsation and escalation.
· Features an ultra-soft jelly stimulator.
· Quiet and no plastic odour.
· Delivered in discreet packaging.
· Plus a bullet vibe and a velvet storage pouch.
The Fine Print
· May buy multiples.
· Voucher valid until 19th Dec 2013.
· Postage costs an additional £4.99 per item.
· Please allow up to 10 working days for delivery after redeeming.
· Subject to availability.Full Details
If Wowcher made boyfriends, we think they’d be the best boyfriends in the world. But we don’t. So we’re giving you today’s deal instead…
We're offering you an Omazing Rabbit vibrator with six rotation and speed settings for just £19.99, saving you 60% off Omazing's price of £49.99 (correct as of 1.12.13).
With its authentically shaped jelly shaft and a rotating motion, this sleek and surprisingly attractive vibrator not only looks good, it delivers, too! With an unrivalled 42 combinations of vibration, pulsation and escalation, it measures 8.3 inches in length and 3.5 inches around - it certainly won’t disappoint. It also features an ultra-soft jelly stimulator (earning it the name 'Rabbit'), plus it's delivered in discreet packaging. As if that wasn't enough, you’ll also get a bullet vibe and a velvet storage pouch! Don't say we don't treat you
Full Details If Wowcher made boyfriends, we think they’d be the best boyfriends in the world. But we don’t. So we’re giving you today’s deal instead… We're offering you an Omazing Rabbit vibrator with six rotation and speed settings for just £19.99, saving you 60% off Omazing's price of £49.99 (correct as of 1.12.13). With its authentically shaped jelly shaft and a rotating motion, this sleek and surprisingly attractive vibrator not only looks good, it delivers, too! With an unrivalled 42 combinations of vibration, pulsation and escalation, it measures 8.3 inches in length and 3.5 inches around - it certainly won’t disappoint. It also features an ultra-soft jelly stimulator (earning it the name 'Rabbit'), plus it's delivered in discreet packaging. As if that wasn't enough, you’ll also get a bullet vibe and a velvet storage pouch! Don't say we don't treat you…
Highlights
· Boasts 42 combinations of vibration, pulsation and escalation.
· Features an ultra-soft jelly stimulator.
· Quiet and no plastic odour.
· Delivered in discreet packaging.
· Plus a bullet vibe and a velvet storage pouch.
The Fine Print
· May buy multiples.
· Voucher valid until 19th Dec 2013.
· Postage costs an additional £4.99 per item.
· Please allow up to 10 working days for delivery after redeeming.
· Subject to availability.Full Details
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
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