Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Odd Adverts New book a Kama Sutra Dot-to-Dot book

Kama Sutra Dot-to-Dot Book£4.99 for a hardback copy of a Kama Sutra Dot-to-Dot book!

OK Let us take a look at what I get sent to review

And before anyone asks no I did not get a copy of the book just the text listed here.


  • Get a hardback copy of ‘Kama Sutra Dot-to-Dot’.
  • The latest adaptation of the ancient sex guide!
  • Features 30 erotic positions and incomplete dot-to-dot illustrations.
  • Plus words of wisdom from the original copy.
  • Challenge your partner!

The Fine Print

  • One per person.
  • May buy multiples as gifts.
  • Voucher valid until 15th Dec 2013.
  • Postage costs an additional £2.99.
  • Must be aged 18 or over.
  • Please allow up to 10 working days for delivery after redeeming.
  • Subject to availability.

Full Details

The ancient sex guide the Kama Sutra has been turned on its head with this new dot-to-dot edition. Complete the illustrations within and you too may be inadvertently turned on your head…

We’re offering you a hardback copy of a Kama Sutra Dot-to-Dot book for just £4.99!

This latest adaptation of the ancient sex guide is designed to get you thinking intimately and drawing dirty. Master the tip of your pencil and drive your partner dotty with Kama Sutra Dot-to-Dot, featuring 30 erotic positions and words of wisdom taken from the original Indian Hindu philosophies. Try your hand at the ‘Tantric Tortoise’ or find out exactly how the bamboo is split in ‘The Splitting of a Bamboo’. To complete the book, all you need is a little persistence, stamina and some lead in your bed (sorry, we mean pencil). 

Dot-to-dot just got hotter with this amusing and arousing take on everyone's favourite makeout manual. 

For consenting adults only, this wickedly witty book only exposes its 30 exotic positions to the most persistent hands.

Put a little lead in your pencil and get stuck in. It's almost definitely the most fun you can have with your clothes on!

(Partner not included. Do try this at home.)

  • Hardcover: 64 pages
  • Publisher: Square Peg (December 9, 2013)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0224098578
  • ISBN-13: 978-0224098571
  • Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 6.4 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: Be the first to review this item
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,691,804 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Now for my book where you will have to guess what is under the clothing  

A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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