Saturday, January 25, 2014

Rise Blood hunter Lucy Liu

I was looking forward to seeing "Rise" as I like Lucy Liu but alas I found it was very badly edited that the story was spoilt. 

Please when you have a start, middle and end could we see them in that order ...........

And I still like to have my vampires with fangs and a night life not a little dagger ..........

So what is the difference in life style being this sort of vampire? well a blood diet yes ............. but the only thing vampireish apart from that is no reflection in mirrors .............


You will see it says censored by youtube and yes this little clip is censored ............. but the funny thing is what it censored ........... not the boobies which are a feature in so many vampire films but the parts with two girls kissing are blurred in case this may corrupt young viewers?

Naked Butts and bouncy Boobies are fine as is murder and drinking of blood.......... yes all ok but shock! horror! it shows two girls kissing ........ Wow ........ that so needs to be censored !


A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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