Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

It is now normal to use a smartphone during sex

It is now normal to use a smartphone during sex




How many of you use your smartphone during sex? Well, according to a new study by tech company Jumio, 20% of you do

"1 in 10 Americans Use Smartphones During Sex*," I think it's time to setup some rules and draw some boundaries. The survey results conjure a whole new meaning of "bring your own device."

Normal to use a smartphone during sex????  huuummm perhaps a slightly different shape of phone and on vibrate mode you would no longer need visits to the gynaecologist just send him your FB photos


As to a guy stopping in mid thrust to phone his Ex ….eck so so so dangerous ……..now he was phoning the hospital to book in it would be ok, well what would you do with me I would stick the smart phone so far up his butt that he would need hospital help to remove it!




Wow, looks like relations between tech companies in China are either way more hostile or way, way more friendly than they are here. We have to admit, we'd never considered how perfectly the bite in the Apple logo could receive a cartoon robot penis. But now, it's all we can think about.



If it's not recorded on social media did it really happen?



"People photograph everything and nothing – no interaction is deemed to have actually happened unless somebody has a picture of it," he said.

He added: "I think that is odd and I think it's so odd I think it might actually be starting to alter the way we think about each other and the way we think about general day-to-day social interaction."

This is a quote from Hugh Laurie talking to BBC Radio 4′s Desert Island Discs. I thought it was a really interesting comment and chimes specifically with something I've been thinking about quite a bit recently.


How we see ourselves and how we see others has been fundamentally transformed beyond recognition in just a few short years. Nothing is validated unless it is recorded in some way and posted on some form of social media. If there's no record on social media then it clearly didn't exist or have any value seems to be the motto to live by presently.

There are positives and negatives to this clearly. On the one hand, people can be more empowered to get their messages across whatever they may be, and blogging falls into this category. I've talked before about journalism and reporting and what it means today in a world where everyone is free to comment here. Don't get me wrong, clearly I like technology and I love the freedom that it allows.

But it seems to me that the use of technology can be misapplied, misunderstood or simply used as an excuse for behaviour that would never have been accepted if it were put across in 'old fashioned' ways, like speaking face to face with someone for example.

Comments, views and opinions are valid clearly, but they still need to be moderated with the idea that everything said in the public domain must be accounted for-in other words think before you communicate freely.

There have been many, many times I've cringed at situations some have found themselves in, which could have been avoided if they'd simply thought before hitting 'send' or 'tweet'.

My biggest bugbear in communication terms at the moment is how the world of spamming has taken a new turn in this communication age. First it was junk mail, then we had cold calling which developed into spam emails and now it's segued into what I call pimp posts. I for one have never ever responded to junk mail - it goes straight in the bin. Ditto for cold calling - I hang up because I am not interested and do not want to get drawn into a conversation. I hate being rude but previous experience has taught me to be just that. Likewise with spam emails, they are instantly deleted. I will never trust complete strangers trying to sell me stuff that I don't want. If I wanted it, I'd be out there researching it and talking to people I trust.

Now we seem to have moved on to these so called (by me) pestering posts. This is where you are inundated with post after post trying to sell you something. Half the time they don't even bother trying to hide the fact that it's basically an advert.

The posts may well be from individuals (or individuals working for large organisations) but there's nothing individual or unique about the content. Why would I spend time reading it! I don't know who you are, am not remotely interested and it just gets deleted. Why do people do it? Why have they ever done it. Who buys these things? Surely it can't be a cheap option to send out mass marketing without targeting your audience?

To me, communication is and always has been key. Whether you're speaking, writing, signing, reading or listening (a much undervalued communication skill in my view), getting your message across is what matters. 

Obviously this can be done in many ways, especially with social media at everyone's fingertips, but that shouldn't affect the quality of what is being said and recorded should it?

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Do you want to kill a recorded voice ? Secret call centre codes that could help


Save Money

Save Time

Secret call centre codes that could save £100m


Amy Mah 


Nigel Clarke, a frustrated IT manager, spent seven years preparing for a one-man crusade against call centres. He was sick of hanging on the phone, listening to recorded messages telling him which button to press, so he started researching these menus, and discovering the secret codes to bypass them.

His secrets have been revealed, and could save us an estimated £100 million.


The secret

Clarke calls himself a "call centre menu enthusiast". He has sent the last seven years making more than 12,000 calls to the automated phone services of hundreds of companies, and cataloging the options.

He says the worst call centres have more than 80 options in their phone menus with up to 7 levels of menu. He says: "Some might say this is the modern equivalent of Dante's circles of hell." One example is HMRC, where it can take up to 6 minutes just to get through the menus before a joining a queue for someone to actually answer the phone As one of the UK's busiest call centres, they receive 79 million calls per year. That means each year, callers to the taxman spend 4.3 million working hours just navigating menus.

He is campaigning for better menu design to save us time and money. However, in the interim, he has published the results of his research on his website www.pleasepress1.com.


How it works

You can enter the name of the business you are calling and it will show you the number and the phone menu options you need. You then dial the number and as each menu starts, you can 'press ahead' without having to wait for the automated message to rattle through each option.

So, for example, if you have home insurance with Lloyds TSB and you have a water leak to your property you could spend 4 minutes wading through 78 menu options, or you can check the site and dial 1-3-2-1-1-5-4.

If you want a brochure to see how you could spend your Nectar points on travel, you could call Sainsbury's and spend 3 minutes and 7 seconds on 29 menu options, or you could dial 3-1-4-1-1-1.

If you wanted to ask 
Argos about a TV you were buying from the website you could spend 2 minutes and 37 seconds going through 73 menu options, or you could dial 1-3-4-2-3.

Alternatively if you have an income tax enquiry for HMRC you could spend 4 minutes and 35 seconds on the 0845 number getting through 74 options on the menus. Or you could dial 1-hold-1-3-2-2.

Clarke estimates that the secret codes could save 1 billion minutes of call time a year. We would also get around the advertising that 68% of organisations use between the options. He has launched a Call Centre Menu Enthusiasts Group, and says: "I've been working in IT for over 30 years and nothing gets me riled up like having my time wasted through inefficient design. This is why I've devoted the best part of seven years to solving this issue."




Now for some vampire news

















A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.





Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).