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Vampire fangs, biting and blood drinking by Amy Mah Teenage
Vampire
No. 1 in understanding vampires THE FANGS
Being a blood sucking
denizen of the night is not always that easy, like how the heck do you obtain
your midnightsnack.
So let’s look at some of
the old ideas, yes this idea is reported in some books by authors that could
look to read a few medical books first
1. Sucking blood through the skin or pores of the
victim er? Like how does that work? Now I am no doctor but you must need lungs
like a hydraulic pump to make that sort of trick work.
The nearest thing I have
tried to this is cupping which is painful and if anyone says it does not is
lying!
This is what you look like after a nice calming Cupping session or
rather in my case screams of pain followed by get those fringing things off me,
before I bite you!!!!!
Yes you may go nice and
red but leaking blood?
Sucking blood through pores in the skin is
like mega hard work and for a blood sucker they would die of starvation from
the energy expended to rip flesh off by suction
The skin is pulled up
and is red but no blood, so sucking through the skin is not something I would
try.
2. Next is biting with normal teeth …………. Right ok,
this sounds possible ………. Ok if you are 3 years old then maybe but as a way to
drink blood? Are you kidding?
Lots of talk of this in
the early vampire myth but come on normal teeth?
This is a dark lord of
the night we are talking about not some flea-bitten werewolf or moronic zombie!
For Liliths sake use a
frigging knife if all you own is a set of burger choppers. …….. Like get real
what a dumb way of getting a drink.
Biting into raw flesh with normal teeth
causes more problems if all you want is to drink blood ..................
If you only have normal teeth use Tools!!:
Humans have used tools for yonks
Doctoral student Kyle
Brown, who led the research at the University of Cape Town in South Africa,
said: ''Our illumination of the heat treatment process shows that these early
modern humans commanded fire in a nuanced and sophisticated manner.
''We show that early
modern humans at 72,000 years ago, and perhaps as early as 164,000 years ago in
coastal South Africa, were using carefully controlled hearths in a complex
process to heat stone and change its properties, the process known as heat
treatment.''
Previously, the first
use of heat treatment was thought to have been in Europe 25,000 years ago. The technique was not believed to have
been invented until long after the ancestors of modern humans had left Africa and settled in Europe and Asia.
If you want to use your mouth then grow some fangs!
3. FANGS ……………… to be a vampire you have to own
teeth that are sharp and can puncher the skin and not remove it by the mouth
full.
Now this is what makes
getting a refreshing drink both easy and fun.
Types of fang:
There
is first what I would call the Hollywood fang, think of hammer house of horror Dracula, two very
sharp canine teeth which can only be seen when the lips are pulled up.
These
are normally the correct type of fang for the undead vampire and are full
explained in my Girls guide to
being a vampire. as a
paperback and kindle
As long as you do not
smile or yawn they can be hidden from sight.
The draw back with these
are they are mega sharp so you need to be a fast healer just to heal the damage
done to the mouth when talking.
Tall dark silent
vampires are the ones that know it hurts to talk as the fangs cut into the
lips.
Look even my turned
vamps are smart enough to wear plastic caps over the fangs.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Keep the little plastic
caps on until you wish to use them or as above you will bite your lips
Plastic Caps to protect the point
This keeps them nice and
clean and sharp and can come in clear plastic or dayglow if you wish to make a
fashion statement.
Sometimes you will see a
pic of a poor vamp that has a mouth full of razor sharp fangs, now this chap or
chap-ess can only drink blood or soup as such teeth make it impossible to chew!
Come on think about it
…………… sigh……… look ask a dentist if you do not understand this.
Next we get to the extendable fang:
This is done by yawning
or by a tiger growl, yes yes I know its childish but it works and a lot better
than hissing, I never know how this happens and personally I put it down
to shyness as I have placed a mirror in my mouth to what how it works and they
refuse to descend when looking.
Now these are the best
sort to have and can give hours of innocent pleasure in cleaning and polishing
them.
I use an Ivory polish on
a battery tooth brush, it is only right that you should give your victim a nice
clean bite so to leave the nice fashionable neck holes.
What
people fail to know is this means all living vampires have to have a top over
bite to their jaw, now you must know that!
It is a good way to
check if someone is a vampire, straight teeth with no overbite means not a
vampire as if there were then the extending fangs would mean they could not
close their mouths let alone bite anything thicker than a piece of paper.
Come on think about it
…………….
Unless you have an over
bite you will not be able to use your fangs, if you have a under bite then with
fangs you will look like a wild pig! there are billions of people that could
never be turned into a vampire due to
racial characteristics on jaw alignment.
We are talking about
vampires and not snakes ……lol
Good for biting but not for chewing and even talking is
not easy
As for the drinking of
blood this can be done in several ways.
The Undead turned
vampire with the cute Hollywood fangs makes 2 puncture holes and get squirted
in the eyes until they remember to place lips around the holes ………….. not all
vamps are that bright.
Personally being a
Living vampire I have the benefit of not being human to start with so my body
works slightly different to a humans.
The fangs are very
strong and hollow and as soon as they penetrate the neck blood is forced
through the fangs by the beating of the victims heart.
You now know why we
don’t like dead meat.
Drinking from a living
human is better as it is less work and the blood has a fresher taste.
Yes we can also drink it
normally and get real messy doing it unless you can carry a nice large bear
tankard with you.
Some of my friends take
it with coffee but as for me I find mixing it with chocolate syrup is ho so
yummy ……..
I hope this has been
helpful and give you something to think about when you see a pic of some vampire
showing permanent massive fixed fangs without out pointing out that having them
means not only can they not chew but nor speak!
To understand more about the problems in being a vampire google me: Amy
Mah Vampire or buy one of my vampire books
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This very funny vampire novel is very different from your
normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art
fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk
about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is
what female vampires are supposed to do!
Unlike the undead sex mad vampire maids, Amy was a living vampire and the main
difference apart from having better teeth and a pulse, meant she felt and
suffered the cold invasive winds blowing along the corridors, most female
vampire called them male winds due to the way they were always trying to rip
the nightdresses off them.
From fighting in skin tight painted on body suits to learning to hang upside
down from a ceiling in a nightdress without showing the world what you had for
lunch, was just the start of her vampire training program.
And yes it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys, even if the girl happens to
be a blood sucking denizen of the night - - - - It’s just that this denizen
wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping
out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he
is, well at least not on the first date.
(Amy the vampire:……
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the
human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip,
and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks
about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed
themselves without any help from me.”…………….
“And before tonight it was only one male that I killed by ripping his throat
out with my teeth.”………….
“And no, I did not then eat him. I don’t normally eat
vampires. I think I just chewed and swallowed what I had in my mouth after I
bit him. That was all, and it was not that he even tasted that good. Besides,
it was only three or four mouthfuls before he threw me off.”)
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Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel.
She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close
enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story
takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way
except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes
her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage
Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient
hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her
""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia
becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch
up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat
society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a
Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it
out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles
the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author
herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see,
obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This
adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book.
Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented
author.
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